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So they're not connected with CAT-6 anymore? 12 now or what? 
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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I think that they use gamma-ray lasers and atom-size wormholes to transmit data faster than light. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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And here I thought they were just purring.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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physics in it`s true glory all across the range.
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storage taken where? 100% percent of what?
All in all interesting insight
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3 words : It is complicated.
Conceptually, it's easy, but implementation is a B*tch, both on the hardware side and on the server side.
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
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The harm she does over the years (6)
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I like that one! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yeah, its nice and well constructed.
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Damage
Definition:
Harm
She DAM
Over the years AGE
DAMAGE
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Yay - YAUT
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
modified 5-Jul-22 5:18am.
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"An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh."
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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You obviously never watched "That's Life".
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There are a lot of different "That's Life" to watch and I am not sure I have watched any of them.
Just thought it was a clever quote.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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This great website has deep insights on how to synergize your team efficiency!
(don't ask me what that means!  )
I f***ing hate Jira.
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Like 4 years ago they came to us, as we wanted to use ready-made tracking software instead of writing our own...
After they tried very hard to persuade us to do things totally differently we send them back to the hole they came from...
Even to talk with their representative was like talking to the bricks in the wall...
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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So.. I see you need our software Mr Kornfeld!  
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We have a self-hosted JIRA version since last year, only to hear now that they will no longer support it, only the online version!
Needless to say that we don't want JIRA anymore 
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Only an online version? So that everyone's dirty laundry get can hacked and exposed for the world to see? Idiots.
EDIT: And also so they can adopt SaaS. Sphincters.
modified 5-Jul-22 8:17am.
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There are JIRA self-hosted alternatives, but it is hard to find one that will satisfy both developers and support, there seems to be a big gap between "helpdesk software" and "issue tracking software".
Personally I would go for YouTrack, but that probably will be disliked by support, so management has decided to try out Axosoft.
modified 11-Nov-22 12:51pm.
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It's obvious that the people who developed it don't use it. Or it's a reflection of them.
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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Wordle 381 5/6
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Wordle 381 4/6
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Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Three for me:
Wordle 381 3/6
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 But I got lucky - there were quite a few options for that last one!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Wordle 381 6/6
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Just made it
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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