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A blonde sits in first class on a plane to New York. But she only has a tourist class ticket.
The steward tries to ask her out, but she doesn't go. The stewardess tries again, but in vain.
She tells the pilot. He goes to her and whispers something in the blonde's ear. She gets up immediately and leaves the first class.
"What did you tell her?" the others ask curiously.
The pilot: "I just told her that first class flies to London." 
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So, hair colors darken with age, hence the association with youth and general idiocy. That's why we ridicule blondes, a generalization. Not discrimination, since that requires a religion, a gender-thingy, or a skin color. According to law, if you discriminate based on hair color, you safe.
Also, where did that plane take off? I'd expect a transfer in London if going to NY, because I'd be coming from Amsterdam. Might be a little different in you took of in Washington.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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My first trip to Germany launched from Boston with a layover in London.
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My first trip to the US was here, in the Netherlands. There's an army base nearby, and part of Brundisium is "US soil". That makes us a vassal, occupied territory 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Well, I mean, just walk into any McDonald's or Starbucks...
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Point taken. I'm taking the grandkids to MacDonalds 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Gee! That's the best joke analysis I have heard for years!
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I'm just in a weird mood; don't paint it that nicely.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Oranssi Pazuzu - Kuulen Ääniä Maan Alta[^]
I finally got to see Oranssi Pazuzu live last week! 
The performance was scheduled for 2020... Well, 'nuff said 
They played the entire last album and one or two songs from their previous album.
Luckily I happen to like the last album!
This wasn't a song I liked in particular, but after hearing it live, it's on repeat!
I particularly love the mechanical drum sounds.
Oranssi Pazuzu is one of the best and most interesting black metal bands from the last couple of years.
They play an entrancing, experimental and psychedelic black metal that's pretty unique.
You won't hear this anywhere else
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Sander, I'm looking forward to what you post NEXT WEEK for the SOTW. 
Best wishes! - Craig
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Fair enough
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Not sure what to say about that one, but it was good to hear something that I was completely unaware of. And thanks for messing with my YouTube recommendation list again 
On a completely different genre . . .
OMG OMG you 've probably seen that Rammstein released a new album. I accidently came across one of the new songs last night Rammstein - Dicke Titten (Official Video) - YouTube[^] (Ok, fair warning; it's probably not one that you'd listen to in the office where there are people who understand German). Talk about a laugh, but then I am rather childish and immature.
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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Yeah, I've heard it.
A friend and I already had some giggles over it and he's been humming it since
Not much of a Rammstein fan otherwise, though.
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Wow, got some Alan Parsons vibes in that first second.
Pretty much vanished in the third second or so
Didn't know them, sounds good though 
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Sounds like a random mix of sounds.. And you recommend that as music? Aw, good vocals yes. Shame there's no music to accompany it.
You have an office that's run like a monastery; no booze, no smoke, not even coffee. Then this music; making it sound like you know Beelzebub, with your angelic vegetarian attitude.
"Show me ten normal people, and I will heal them"
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Quote: "Show me ten normal people, and I will heal them"
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: You have an office that's run like a monastery; no booze, no smoke, not even coffee.
I have to compensate somewhere and my music taste seems to do the trick 
Eddy Vluggen wrote: Sounds like a random mix of sounds.. [...] Shame there's no music to accompany it.
Must be your lifestyle full of booze, cigarettes and coffee that affects your hearing 
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A name is animated to loss (7)
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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A name is ANAMEIS
animated (anag)
to loss
AMNESIA
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Correct. Next is yours...
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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