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All the time, don't let it get you down. Years ago, I had to hire a dev team for C/telecom development. Once I got it hired, they switched me to the manager of the DB team (only hired one of them). Funny, telecom team was excellent, the DB team had all the problem children.

HR insisted we use this tool to generate job descriptions... it's elephant s***. It finally got down to doing very simple white board tests to just validate if the candidate really knew C. Mind you, not C++, inheritance, etc - just plain C. Does the candidate have any idea of computer architecture (like binary values).

Question 1: what is the largest unsigned integer you can put in a byte?
Candidate: Blank stare...
Me: okay, so it's 2^8-1 right? 255. Follow?
Candidate: Oh right, of course!

Question 2: what is the largest unsigned integer you can put in a word?
Candidate: excitedly, 510!

OMG | :OMG: D'Oh! | :doh:

Don't even get me started on the very simple pointer questions. There were candidates with either 5 years of experience after a degree or fresh MASTERS degrees in CS.

So when I see a giant list of requirements, I see a company who really isn't serious.
Charlie Gilley

“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759

Has never been more appropriate.

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