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Greg Utas11-May-22 10:21
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dandy7211-May-22 10:33
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CodeZombie6212-May-22 0:41
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Sander Rossel11-May-22 10:06
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Shmoken9911-May-22 12:32
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Gary R. Wheeler11-May-22 11:22
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jmaida11-May-22 12:11
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Vivi Chellappa11-May-22 12:52
professionalVivi Chellappa11-May-22 12:52 
We developed a sales forecasting tool for use by our salesmen.

The sleaze — sorry, sales — manager took the software home on his laptop to test over the weekend.

He came back and reported that he couldn’t enter any data in any of the fields. He swore that he had done nothing to the software.

It took us a couple of days of wasted time to figure out that the sleaze ball — who didn’t want to forecast sales at all — had changed the input characters, which were white on a blue background, to blue on a blue background.

Maybe I should have tried to convince a jury of my peers, that is programmers, that this is a case of justifiable homicide,

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Mike Winiberg11-May-22 20:24
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Phil J Pearson11-May-22 22:09
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