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I think that for May 4th, instead of Darth Vader's head, Bob should be wearing a pic of Alec Guinness. Makes more sense to me that way.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Come to the Dark Side.
We have cookies.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Bob is of modest stature, so a Yoda head would be most appropriate.
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No way. Do you realize how hard it would be to change the name of this place to ‘Project Code’
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Or at least update the prop from a light sabre to a vuvuzela or something. That patch of FF webbrowser is getting worn out on my machine.
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I have to edit a technical design document that's undergone many revisions by many different people.
I noticed that Word was NOT showing red squigglies for a bunch of tables that clearly had typos in them.
Turns out those tables were images. 
That also explains why the fonts used in them looked blurrier than everything else.
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If you are a real pro, you will fix the typos by putting a solid-colored background text box over them. 
If they aren't solid colored, you will have to fire up a graphics editor to recreate the background for your text box. Piece of cake! 
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Try some white out!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I've actually seen some images where the red squiggles where left embedded in the image. Amateurs!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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Probably cut'n'paste from some other program that had a different idea of how table formatting works.
Try the obvious clipboard operations and it comes out a mess. So get creative...
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Why don't you tell us how you really feel.
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Because I don't have enough time to make a bitmap of the Atlasian logo using 💩 emoji.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
modified 4-May-22 15:31pm.
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If you squint, the Atlassian Logo[^] already kinda looks like the 💩 emoji. Just sayin'
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Dan Neely wrote: Because I don't have enough time to make a bitmap op the atlasian logo using 💩 emoji.
You win. I LOLed.
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I find that hilarious, especially since I originally created in response to someone posting sickeningly sweet feel good stories in badly broken English.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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Just like Earth, only different!
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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Be a little more inclusive! Habitability is only a social construct, invented by the evil patriarchy.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Habitability is only a social construct, invented by the evil patriarchy.
It's certainly habitable by any hypothetical Titanian life. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Since apparently the evil patriarchy is behind practically everything - are you not in awe what you are capable of? 
On the other hand:
Wir sind zwar zu allem fähig, aber zu nichts zu gebrauchen.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Scientists: "Titan is the largest moon of Saturn."
Journalists: "That's no moon."
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but but it gets people to read it right?
I personally especially love the sun cycle eruptions news. and how everytime they have to go into a 3 paragraph description of what exactly that is and how it 'might' affect life on earth. I think there were three of them last week.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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When I see an article (science or otherwise) using the word "shocking" or "stunning" in the headline I know the article isn't worth reading.
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