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I'm happy to play along with this story illusion. If you running a high end cutting edge operation. You don't hire the best. You don't hire a top 10% lock picker to pick a safe, no, you get top 0.1%. the kinda that makes no mistake.
The kind that built their own IDE that has 0% chance of crashing.
The ones that duplicate windows to remove all the bugs, but makes it look like windows still so any passer by wouldnt catch on that the OS is maxed out with all the best hacking software.
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(SPOILER ALERT - Stranger Things Season 2)
How about on Stranger Things (second season), Bob had to use BASIC to bring the power back online for the facility. Every key that he pressed produced a full line of code!
Actually, that would have been my dream back in the mid-80s, too. Know BASIC - save the world! And, my name is Bob, too! 
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I know. BASIC. Surely it would have been FORTRAN! 
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Loved the first season but the second one seemed to go off script and by the third it was a mess.
Victor Webster and Rachel Adams do a great job nonetheless...
Steve Naidamast
Sr. Software Engineer
Black Falcon Software, Inc.
blackfalconsoftware@outlook.com
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All I can say is, at least Continuum was better (subjectively, and by a very small margin) than Street Hawk or Mantis were. Those were real "lets see how badly we can use tech at the core of a TV series" bombs.
Money makes the world go round ... but documentation moves the money.
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True story.
Saw Billy Gibbons, of ZZ top fame, playing with "Moving Sidewalk". They were opening for Jimi Hendrix Experience concert in Texas in 1968. Billy said he got some inside guitar hints from Jimi. BTW Jimi's experience blew out some of the big amplifiers during the concert and had to take a break until they could be replaced.
Concert guys said that it the first time they had ever seen that happen.
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I have some figs on my fig tree now.
are there some ways to protect my figs from birds eating them before I do?
last year I put a big net to cover the tree because it bears lots of figs.
diligent hands rule....
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Do you have some old CD's lying around? Tie them to a pole; the wind makes it move and reflection of sunlight keep birds away.
It does scream "nerd home" and doesn't do insects.
Getting a decent sized cat also helps.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Thanks for this genius idea!
I will try it.![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
diligent hands rule....
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Not my idea, I happened to see it on a walk and tried it.
Fat cat doing his part. Looking very menacingly. --edit
You can replace the eat-all with a roomba/sweepy.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Shiny CDs do not work for preventing woodpeckers from making nests in our home's cedar siding. 
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Well it screams ‘old nerd’!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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For some fancy fruit, they tie a paper bag around each one… but that might not work for smaller figs.
Another trick I have seen is to hang fake fruit on a tree before and while real fruit is on the tree. It trains the birds and squirrels that there is nothing good there.
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What is the problem with the net? Isn't that the standard way of doing it?
We don't grow figs around here, but e.g. cherries, nets are the standard solution.
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there are some netting bags for individual fruit on amazon and the price was decent.
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Hi All,
Logging into the Time Sheet system yesterday I got "NONCE Error Detected", well I don't like the system and have said rude words about it. I have now proof that is actively out to get me! I get the impression it was written by non native English speakers, I hope it N Once or Not Once which would make sense. (I still think it's out to get me) 
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Hate to disillusion you, but nonce is a specific cryptographic term.
nonce - Wiktionary[^]
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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... and completely inappropriate jargon for a time-sheet application.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Nonce is perfectly fine jargon. It should never be seen by an end user. I'd say something went seriously wrong with the system and recommend you change your password on that system just in case the system crashed after it processed your password's plain text.
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obermd wrote: Nonce is perfectly fine jargon. It should never be seen by an end user.
And then again ... A semi-educated user (or three quarters, or ninety percent) who is simply told "Something went wrong" might get pissed. I would.
You certainly should not treat your user as a fool. There are multiple levels between that presenting jargon without explanation. E.g. Starting the error message with "Authentication problem" (or maybe "Access rights problem") and a reference to the authentication server in question would have put the "NONCE error detected" into a useful context.
I wish that such concerns were common among software developers. They are not.
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And I mean that really nicely: Pointer Pointer[^] all it does is load a picture of someone pointing at your mouse pointer ... completely useless, but ... strangely edifying and probably quite a lot of work. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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