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Homework assignment[^]
For any of you wondering why my links are mangled I use a service to upload jpgs so I can link to them. They are safe.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Okay. Well, don't click on them then. No skin off my nose.
Real programmers use butterflies
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How do you browse the internet if you don't click links?
How is "safe" irrelevant?
What am I missing? 
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That feeling when you get the actual right answer 
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That should be worth 10 points. That was 100% accurate.
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Everyone knows that there are six key phases in software development anyway. The missing one is "offering up a sacrifice to [deity-or-higher-entity-of-choice] in desperation". The noteworthy attribute of this phase is that it may occur anywhere (in fact, multiple times) in the sequence.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Isn’t it scapegoating the innocent?😁😁😁
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Can you think of anyone better?
Software Zen: delete this;
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I've been in software for 12 years now and I wouldn't know the actual answer if my life depended on it
Analysis?
Design?
Programming?
Testing?
Deployment?
Looked it up (just in case my life will ever depend on it) and apparently we have "research, ideation, design, development and iteration. These five elements parallel the most basic questions of "who, what, when, where and how" that are needed to fully answer any set of questions."
Close enough 
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Which shows clearly (the cross-out), that most of the teachers of CS never worked a day in actual software development...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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honey the codewitch wrote: They are safe.
That's what all the hackers say.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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I'm worse than that. I play that game from The Princess Bride with the cups of wine and the poison.
See, I might know that you know that I'm a hacker, so that you would expect that I would write that it was safe, so if I wanted you to not click on it, I would write that it was safe.
Your move.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Madam Witch, you must have me confused with the Sicilian. I'm from a different movie. I am an enchanter. There are some who call me ... Tim.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Not clicking that. What is it?
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It's a jpg of a t-shirt.
Real programmers use butterflies
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I hate programming
I hate programming
It works!
I love programming
Real programmers use butterflies
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FYI - You can scan links with 60 virus checkers using VirusTotal.com -- that's what I did before I visited the link.
VirusTotal.com even keeps the hash of the downloaded content from the target site you scan, which means if someone else has already checked the URL then it loads extremely fast.
Here's the link virustotal results of the image file:
VirusTotal[^]
But maybe you won't click it either?? 
And, I should add, I am very wary of clicking links also. It is wise to be wary. 
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I also have a robot who looks at the content before-hand and then tells me if it is appropriate or not.
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Do you ever visit sites with ads?
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