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Not my birthday. But I liked the joke!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Happy birthday! You're only 39 in hex. 
/ravi
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Actually like jack Benny always said "I'm 39"
Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought. (Porkypine - via Walt Kelly)
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I will feel your pain on Tuesday.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Old age makes you live longer.
Voice of experience, got you by a large number.
>64
Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
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A week ago.
I turned 60. 
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As I turned 60 last July, I can give you the benefit of my six months of experience:
- The AARP is more aggressive than ever, and you will join.
- If you live in the state of Ohio, you will shortly receive a Golden Buckeye discount card. It will only stay in your junk pile a short time before you decide to use the damned thing.
- The note of pleading in your voice to "Please card me" when you buy alcohol will become so pathetic, they actually do so.
- Young women now think you're harmless.
- The question is now "Why aren't you retired?" rather than "When are you going to retire?".
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote: Young women now think you're harmless
I truly love this, gone are the days when they saw the freaky, geeky git who wants to hit on them and now it is the fat old bloke with the genial smile who is happy to talk with them (oh and they KNOW they can run, or even walk faster then him!).
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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I drive a white Astro Cargo van albeit with our company logo so I'm viewed as a creep still.
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I turned 60 in November.
- AARP has kept an arms length away so far. Nor more mail than when I turned 50. However, my wife has been bombarded with Medicare supplemental insurance offers.
- I also live in Ohio, but never heard of the Golden Buckeye card.
(I see they stopped issuing them temporarily in Oct 2021, I'll be getting one later this year) - The last time I was carded to actually convince some one I was of age was about 36 years ago. Since then it's because they card everybody as a rule.
- Women find me harmless since I was married. I often bring my wife up in early conversation (in a positive way) just so there isn't any question.
- I find that conversations of retirement around me are more common. Mostly so the company isn't left in the lurch if I drop dead.
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Congrats you're made it this far.
Getting old ain't for sissies...73 in May...and feeling it!
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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Getting old is the worst... But it beats the alternative! 
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Sometimes I feel like I'm dead but just too stupid to lay down.
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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Happy Birthday!
![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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Young pup... keep in mind my Dad's wisdom- Never trust a fart after fifty...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: Never trust a fart after fifty...
Yes, that fifty-first fart is a killer!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Two sets down and he still won
Rafael Nadal
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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No, no - I'm sure it was Novak who won this year ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
modified 30-Jan-22 11:41am.
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no, no - I'm sure it was not a novice competition 
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Fixed.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Say what you want but those Australian tennis officials sure know how to return a Serb!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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His parents must've known something when they called him No Vac.
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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Dressed up as Rafa - why didn't I think of that ?
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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