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It's a good thing she didn't use a bar of Lindt ... that would be pain au chocolat!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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You should never date girls from Lorraine. As Churchill said, the Cross of Lorraine is Doubly Cross.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: You should never date girls from Lorraine.
Or indeed girls called Lorraine as they can have a detrimental effect on your eyesight, as alluded to in song ...
"I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone ..."
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I wanna know... Have you ever seen Lorraine?
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: I wanna know... Have you ever seen Lorraine?
Yes, I saw her up around the bend.
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She's a sweet hitchhiker.
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Are you implying she'll bring her twin sister and . . . ?
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At yeast she didn't knead you permission.
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Beurre side up?
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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My Welsh girlfriend really did hit me on the head with a frozen baguette once.
I surprised her in the dark on her way back from the freezer (in a dark and empty factory building).
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Between two points, it takes two seconds to be single. (9)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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That's 10 letters
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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When I read it, the deadline had almost passed, so the pressure caused a miscount! 
But maybe it's right, and OG miscounted! Not that I can explain it adequately, but it does have dual and two i's, and div is used in orchestral scores to split a section, usually in two, and...you can see I'm grasping here.
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Nope!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Should bring back times new roman.
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Comic Sans - any day!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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smoke and mirrors. misdirection.
they can't secure their servers and products anymore so they want us to focus on bloody fonts.
Microsoft....winning, as usual. 
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So they're changing the default simply because they're bored with the old one? If they'd found a "better" font there might be some justification to it, but since the replacement font may well be worse, why bother? I fear we may end up with Typee McTypeface [^], as that seems to be what happens when you ask the public...  
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Revolt of the Office product group. The "Windows 10 font" is Segoe in all it's forms (UI; Emoji; Symbol; etc.)
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Huh. I'll stick with good old Arial, thank-you-very-much.
Get off my lawn, you ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing little bastards!
Software Zen: delete this;
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I just installed Visual Studio 2019 Professional (v 16.7.1) -- work laptop, boss' orders -- and I find that it always crashes when I attempt to dock the Toolbox (for instance) where I want it rather than where "they" want it.
"Working as expected" ?
modified 29-Apr-21 9:39am.
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Easy Peasy. Remove a tool from that toolbox and fix it. The hammer comes to mind.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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