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Wow, it feels like the color splasher 9000 is decades ahead of anything else that exists on the market today!
Skynet anyone?! 
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I like how the video start with "Confidential". 
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"Let's cross an incontinent dog with a Roomba!"
"Great idea, Matt - I'll get right on it!"
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Just call it version 1, ship it, and promise updates in the near future! 
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Sander Rossel wrote: promise updates in the near future!
make sure those updates have bugs, so that those bugs now need updates that will have bugs too.
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i know this is a joke, but eventually, robots will paint a room quicker and better than any human.
I'd rather be phishing!
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I love the comment : "IT'S DOING ITS BEST, OK ?"
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Is this the iJacksonPollock?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Woke up with a bleeding eyebrow. No memories of the day before.
I blame .NET core.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I guess there must be a joke in there, I just don't get it! 
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Not joking; must be the price of getting old.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Oh oh... Noooo
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: I blame .NET core.
I guess that's why they call it... Bleeding edge technology! 
Anyway, good luck with your head 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Anyway, good luck with your head 
Hehe
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Just what did you say to your missus??
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I no longer object to all of these smart version of anything devices.
The people who buy them are so stupid that any help they can get, even from an air-fryer, will be welcome
That could become a new catch-phrase: so stupid he/she takes advice from an air-fryer.
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My pita father-in-law recently changed his home wifi setup after getting a new 5G gateway. There were 62 devices of which 20 or so required a manual operation for the new config. (I suggested renaming the SSID and password on the new router, but a tech from the new provider told him not to  ) This included 3 Alexa devices, 3 ring doorbell/cameras, 2 door locks, stove/range, refrigerator, thermostat, garage door opener, iPad, iPhone, Macbook Pro, Surface Pro, toaster, smart things hub, and a couple of TVs...there's some I'm forgetting but you get the idea.
BTW, that new gateway was providing some really impressive throughput numbers: 430Mbps down and 140Mbps up.  (and that was hitting a tower 100 miles away) 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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kmoorevs wrote: and that was hitting a tower 100 miles away
I didn't think 5G had that range. From a Verizon page: Quote: In general, the 5G Ultra Wideband network’s signal can reach up to 1,500 feet without obstructions.
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This is probably why my hot tub does not have a wifi interface. It is the ONLY thing I wish I could control on the way home.
"Hey Siri, set the hot tub temp to 101."
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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