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Das Fratzenverzeichnis. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I bet he just finished his version of MySpace, it will be a huge success 
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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There are few regulars from before 2002, congrats !
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If I save time, when do I get it back?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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With interest rates about to go negative ...
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Everything comes to him who waits !
More importantly, however, is that it does not extend your expiration date.
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( Sometimes you cannot bank on a suitable reply)
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Why not? After all, the price of oil was newgative for a time last year. i.e you had to pay someone to take your oil away.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr.PhD P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Dr.Walt Fair, PE wrote: he price of oil was newgative for a time last year. i.e you had to pay someone to take your oil away.
Get back to me when I'll be paid to fill up my gas tank.
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When your gas tank is the size of an oil tanker...
It is possible for prices to temporarily drop that low. Refineries rely on matched, steady flows of incoming crude oil and outgoing refined products; they have comparatively little storage space on-site. If demand suddenly (and unexpectedly) drops, they are faced with the requirement to store these highly flammable materials on site, and will do almost anything (including selling at negative prices) to get the stuff off the premises. If demand stays low they simply reduce their orders of crude, restoring the balance.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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At The End of Times... 
“Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.”
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Never, when it is gone it is gone. Sorry about that.
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Laziness pays off immediately.
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It's too much effort to even bother with laziness.
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What will happen to me if I kill time?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Your savings are wiped out by constant time inflation.
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Insidious. I looked up the store hours for the deli up the road (they're closed either Tue or Wed, can't remember which) and Google told me "You visited last month."
Tracking. It's just wrong.
I need to start leaving my phone at home.
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but now you will start to get coupons that will save you money on your favorite sandwich. Google is just looking out for you. Google cares!!! 
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Quote: Google is just looking out for you
Just like a stalker 
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Slacker007 wrote: but now you will start to get coupons
... from the place across the street
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Marc Clifton wrote: I need to start leaving my phone at home.
But then Google will think you have died and notify the authorities, which can be a pain...
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Filp-phone, no "apps" - and then you can flip one to the spy eyes. Especially, if like me, you as often as not either forget to charge it or forget to bring it along.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: Especially, if like me, you as often as not either forget to charge it or forget to bring it along.
Glad I'm not the only one.
Phones need a cord and be always in the same location.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Phones need a cord and be to keep them always in the same location.
FTFY
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You should also consider taking the battery out and only putting it in when you need to use it. It is relatively simple to get position just from triangulation of your signal.
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