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NewsRed and Green Dragon book authors get the 2020 Turing award. Pin
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General10^10X Programmer Pin
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Sander Rossel31-Mar-21 10:09
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In my experience, a programmer who is not negatively contributing to a code base is already way ahead of it's game Hmmm | :|

Magic strings and numbers, 1000-line functions, unnecessary global variables, sharing of global variables in completely separated functionality, re-use of what's actually separated functionality, no re-use at all, no separation of concerns (in fact, a hard and tight tangling of concerns), pulling complete database tables into memory and filtering in the application, one coworker though I invented generics, creating twelve classes for what should've been twelve instances of one class (with the 12 if-statements checking type to go with it), ignoring warnings, ignoring failing tests, testing whether code breaks because they could not mock it, fixing JavaScript warnings and breaking browser compatibility with older browsers (to be fair, we should've disabled those warnings because our team did NOT know JavaScript). Speaking of JavaScript, returning different types from functions depending on input, not scoping variables, putting literally everything in global scope, no option strict (this one goes for VB as well), not declaring variables before using them... The list goes on and on and I've seen them all Sigh | :sigh:

Some of the most "fun" code I've seen actually reset future database fields!
Imagine my surprise when I added a new field to the database and had the customer call me a day later that all the values were reset to their defaults.
It was a completely different service than the one I was working on so it took some time to find.
The way that service was set up... I actually don't want to talk about it, but I can say the person who built it was thoroughly certified Sigh | :sigh:

These aren't isolated incidents, this is probably about 90% of developers I've met and they all thought of themselves as skilled professionals Dead | X|

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PraiseOG was right all along Pin
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