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I applaud the dad on raising a TRUE Sociopath.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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Proof that boys and girls are wired differently.
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OK - suppose that kid were your cat.
Furthermore, suppose that was you on the track.
Which way would the cat . . . umm. urrr. oh.
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Kid's future has HR Manager written all over 
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RogelioP / EX DE,HL wrote: Kid's future has HR Manager written all over
I presume that you mean the boy... 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Repeat elememt will chime with nail about (16)
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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TINTINNABULATION!
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Hang on - you're missing an "N", aren't you?
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Sorry about that it's my tinitus  - you still got it though well done
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@petepjksolutionscom
Where's the CCC?
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I don't know exactly where I saw it but last year there was this funny video of a guy racing with a forklift through this huge warehouse which was filled from top to bottom with toilet paper with the message that "they" still had some. 
Maybe it is a conspiracy by them to get rid of that humongous amount of TP.
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Oh god, someone better tell those geniuses at Express that China doesn't export tp. 
You're most probably getting it from us or Finland, so as long as Denmark doesn't block Öresund you should be fine.
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Yeah, the Express doesn't employ journalists ...
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Difficult to tell ... if you shave a Baboon and turn it upside down, it resembles most actual journalists. 
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That's some beautiful imagery, there. So useful in so many circumstances. Gracias!*
* just one question . . . when and in what context did you first hear it?🚽
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Hear it?
You don't have your own Baboon Clippers?
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OriginalGriff wrote: You don't have your own Baboon Clippers?
Not commonly on this side of the Atlantic (numerous expat's notwithstanding).
We do, however, have a substantial (read that humongous) quantity of cretins who's mental facilities are best describe as arising from "between the cheeks".
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Do they employ humans?
Those who are capable of learning to read or write need not apply.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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The surest way to set off panic buying and shortage. Get some stupid 'expert' to predict a shortage.  Arghhhhhhhhh!  
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All rumors started by the shadowy bidet industry.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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