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Maybe Griff can fit it in his backyard? I've heard Mrs. Griff mention that she could use a massive erection once in a while. Don't know for what. Maybe she's secretly a pagan druid??? 
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Steady steady...
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What do you mean, "secretly"?
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Must be a ewe-phemism for something.
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Too much space involved - OG'll want to get his rocks off the property. The site in question may do better if it was woody . . .
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In case that the erection doesn't work, you can always use a massive middle finger[^] 
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From the link: "
The sculptor granted the statue to the city of Milan on the condition that it would always remain in front of the Stock Exchange building. "
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I found that hilarious too 
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RIP Chick Corea, one of the greatest.
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New Keepers of the Water Towers - The Great Leveller[^]
I recently found an old CD that didn't play anymore (due to some weird fungus, probably) so I had to replace it.
When I found a replacement I could order three more CD's at no extra shipping costs, so needless to say I took this awesome opportunity life gave me!
And much to my surprise I found this New Keepers of the Water Towers album, which was already one of my favorites when it was released in 2013.
And I've been listening to this one ever since, I guess about once every day in the last week and a couple of times in the weeks before that.
The entire album is great so it's difficult to pick one specific track, but the album opener is the one that sucks you in and makes you want to keep listening so I picked that one.
Everything they made before this album is a lot more straight up stoner, but since they got a major label for this album they felt like they had to really try and make some good music
I say they succeeded and delivered one of the best albums of at least the past decade.
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Liked the intro
Quote: Everything they made before this album is a lot more straight up stoner,
Oh wow, this song made want to relive my misspent youth and go out smoke something. I don't think I could handle their earlier albums anymore. 
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12/02/2021 Today in the UK and other countries using dd/mm/yyyy is a palindrome. Americans and other countries using mm/dd/yyyy will have to wait until 2nd December
22/02/2022 Will also be a palindrome for dd/mm/yyyy countries , but those using mm/dd/yyyy will have a much longer wait until October 12th 2101 (I think)
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But us sensible ISO users would need 2021/12/02 which is not for a while.
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Cockup due to extreme cold. It's bl**dy freezing in here!
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I went out at -15°C and right now still -6°C ... you?
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Not sure, but the screen wash bottle held one solid lump of ice this AM, and that's 50-50 with the antifreeze mixture/water.
I suspect it's the windchill - it's one of those lazy winds what refuses to go round you ... and it's sucking all the heat out of my office ...
It disturbed the cat last night, so he threw up just as we went to bed, so he's then hungry and wants his breakfast - so he did his best to get me out of bed for seven hours. I'm not firing on all cylinders at the moment!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Not sure, but the screen wash bottle held one solid lump of ice this AM, and that's 50-50 with the antifreeze mixture/water.
 ouch
Be careful and pack yourself warm...
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quite cool here too, 23C at 09:00pm.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Cockup
By any chance was this a prediction of a future post ?[^]
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Americans keep on dreaming of palindromes 
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If only the word palindrome was itself a palindrome...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
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