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... after 14 months and operations on both eyes I got to drive to work in my car. The road was dry and (thanks to the virus) there also were only few mobile obstacles. Just a BMW, crawling along at 180. Slowpoke.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It had probably run out of Blinker Fluid.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Maybe I ought to get my eyes done; I'm blind in one eye and can't see out the other.
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Ah the good old days of driving in Germany. I remember indicating for the police car in front of me to get out of the way because it was only doing 160... and it did. 
Good news about your eyes - they are very useful organs when driving. 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Just the other night my wife was looking in the mirror and she said
"I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly...
I need you to pay me a compliment!"
so I said "Your eyesight is perfect!"
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Keep her anyway. Women with a firm hold on reality and even admitting it have become rare.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That is KPH and not MPH right? I'm on the West side of the pond.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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Yes, I don't have my own race car. But I would be capable of buying one and my second car would be a Huey.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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looks like a google translate of a google translate of a google translate.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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Kind of related[^]
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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A bit early but I'm in Teams meetings all morning
Is this ? (12)
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Impenetrable?
Unfathomable?
Inexplicable?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Or simply "Intellectual"?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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No and no
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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This seems to be very object oriented.
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No it isn't
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Nope
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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UNANSWERABLE METAPHYSICAL?
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numerability? (anagram of "early but I'm in")
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Hi Greg good answer but that line was nothing to do with the clue
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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In the nick of time - well done you are up tomorrow
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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