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Dan Neely wrote: glue plastic sporks behind their ears with vegemite.
I think I'd rather be eaten by the drop bears 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Dan Neely wrote: glue plastic sporks behind their ears with vegemite.
I think I'd rather be eaten by the drop bears
A risk I took the time I visited as well. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Well there sounds like a great story there. Let’s here it!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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The death threats? I got involved in helping refugees, right wing people hate refugees, I would try to correct their lies on FB so they started stalking me and eventually made a ton of videos about me and would call at 3 am to threaten my kids.
Google my name to find a ton of entries on 'cheater' websites and some fun lying videos
Useful if you ever want to visit, they mostly have my address
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honey the codewitch wrote: whether something is pterodactyl or a pteranodon
I don't know either - so I surely wouldn't. 
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I am definitely smarter than a 3-year-old. This does not imply that I am better-informed on all possible subjects.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I am definitely smarter than anyone else, based on my arrogant assumptions.
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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Being perfect isn't easy, but some of us have to do it...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I'm not perfect, but I find those who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do.
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I could have warned you.
Back several score years ago, my elder brother and I had sets of, well, stuff.
We had the green little plastic soldiers. Also, a bunch of knights, and best of all, a huge army of dinosaurs. My brother's favorite was "Danny Bimetrodon" and mine was a Pteranodon which was referred to a "Bird" (ancient forerunner of Big Bird?). All of these were roughly the same size as the toy soldiers and knights. Embedded on the tails (or wings) in tiny print was the creature's museum name.
Only now, in hindsight, do realize how cute adults thought it was that we could pronounce the names and identify their owners.
Lookin on a bright-side I want to imagine: at least your nephew didn't have his knowledge limited to Pokemon characters.
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honey the codewitch wrote: pterodactyl or a pteranodon
All I know is you cannot hear either one going to the bathroom.
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but they are both members of the suborder Pterodactyloidea.
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Some mornings, I'm not even as smart as a pterodactyl or a pteranodon.
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I almost sent this one to you but didn't want to spoil the cultured high-brow attitude we have here on CodeProject.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Well, my brow keeps getting higher as the years plod along. Does that count as high-brow?
TTFN - Kent
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Well it was an Assteroid that killed 'em ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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No. The Romulans. They sneaked up on it with their cloaca device.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It was a joint operation. Klingons were seen in the vicinity.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Some comments on the prose:
Imagine the parents of this person describing her vocation to their acquaintances:
Quote: Diane Kelly, an expert on vertebrate penises and copulatory systems at the University of Massachusetts Amherst.
Another classic line:
Quote: "It's like a Swiss Army knife of excretory openings," Vinther said
If the Japanese design engineers read this . . . OMG, it beggars the imagination as to what they'll do with expanding this concept.
Quite importantly, this should have been lead article for the Newsletter.
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How do you put up with the sheet? Have you ever had the urge to have the lot of them them wiped out?
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