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Were these records of politicians and CEOs?
Illuminati confirmed!
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Sander Rossel wrote: Illuminati confirmed!
We didn't do that!
Politicians? CEOs? Hey, even we have strandards . . . once we allowed them "in" - and that's what put the "Ill" in Illuminati.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Were these records of politicians and CEOs?
Sorry, just records of IT workers! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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Good thread title  
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That's going to end very unpleasant for a / a couple of IT guys that very probably only followed orders or had to try their best with the less they got.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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In the UK criminal records are stored in Excel.
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Many years ago, the acceptance test for a new police system criminal records in Norway required the system to be able to handle six rape records a minute.
Poor girl ...
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So they finally caught Robert'); DROP TABLE Criminals; --
(Thank you XKCD 
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H.G. Wells would be happy!
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No,Ray Bradbury would be happy, Wells would be concerned.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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The chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one, they said
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But still, they come!
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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The chances of anything coming from Wuhan are a million to one, they said.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If you are one in a million in China, there may still be more than 1300 Chinese that are better than you.
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The UAC discovered it was much higher.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Awesome images.
Have always wanted to be able to hike on Mars.
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"Music:
Wallnut - By Lotus
Ethereal Earth - Joseph Beg
Ocean Meditation - Joseph Beg"
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So who here has the equipment to watch the video in its native resolution...?
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Meh. Claiming this to be an 8K "video" is clickbait at best. I hope nobody thinks the rovers currently on Mars were sent up 10+ years ago with 8K cameras. This is little more than a stitching job of smaller-resolution still images, and then the "video" simply pans over the resulting mosaic. Provided you had enough of them, you could do the same with 320x240 pictures. Or re-do the whole thing at 16K. You could apply the same technique using, say, the source material from the pictures from any of those so-called "gigapixel" sites that have existed for, what, a decade and a half...?
So yeah. It's cool enough that we get pictures from Mars. But the "8K" claim is just some guy trying to ride that bandwagon.
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Dynamics is basically awful. All the tools suck. But I found an Azure data platform last night that backs up CRM to a SQL Database and can apparently go in the other direction. I am pretty excited about fixing my data with a single query instead of a queue of API calls.
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We are using Dynamics at my current work. And our web app talks to it constantly.
Yes it's not that great, but the Accountants love it! :/
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I think Dynamics is nice for end users, but terible for devs. I am doing a two way sync with another system. The LINQ provider makes things a bit nicer but it's also generating fetch XML so a lot of queries fail
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Why is this all so terrible?
I have an application that does integration between two systems. I am writing the back end. The architecture is as follows:
HTTP Azure function - validates message and pushes to a queue
Queue function - pulls item and puts it in the destination system
This works. But if we do a bulk load, Azure functions die when the traffic gets too high (if you do it in a hard loop, about 250 calls). The Azure app goes offline for 15 minutes. There's documentation that you can turn this 'feature' off, but it does not work
The initial version of Azure functions was in 'C# Script', written in the browser. This does not seem to have this limitation. But I am using session keys in queues, which guarentee order of delivery. The dll I need to use that in the DI that happens in script, is not available by default. I did a ton of work to figure out how to import it and it worked. Got up next morning, they had done an update and that code did not work any more.
On top of all that I can't use Entity Framework in Functions because you can't use .NET 5 and whatever version I use, it tries to load a .NET 5 dll and fails.
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Been there, done that.
Queue triggers that did not trigger (on prod, worked on dev, obviously), Functions that didn't scale as promised, queue triggers that just kept on reading messages and then stopped after five minutes no matter how I configured it, another Function that somehow lasted 30 minutes, some HTTP triggers with a startup time of 30+ seconds...
I ended up rewriting the whole damn thing and putting it on a regular app service plan (instead of a consumption plan) and things got slightly better, but it completely defeated the purpose of having Functions in the first place.
Now I wish I could tell you how I solved it, but unfortunately, I can't because I never did 
After that I'm completely through with Azure Functions (which is funny because I wrote some chapters on the subject and I really liked them before it all went awry in this particular project).
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