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I have determined that the amount of "evidence" of a rat "E" is equal to the mass of the Rat "m" multiplied by the square of its' food consumption "c".
That's right: E=mc2 is my theory of Rat Activity ...
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Unless someone rats it out.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Oh great, now the US military complex will start the "The Bronx Project" to develop exploding rat weapons of mess destruction.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Wild Wastes, written by Randi Darren, has a character using an army of rat people for mess distruction.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Not only him: Clickety[^]
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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One small nitpick: the atomic bomb was constructed using classical theory, not relativistic...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Turn it over to your cat. He knows.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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I'll toast![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) that with ein Stein of beer!
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then if you have multiple rats, you get into the realm of exponential numbers, and things get really messy after that.
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Do you want mutant rats ? Because that's how you get mutant rats.
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So my coffee machine is passing through their systems as "Mr E Coffee".
That's actually a nice touch, and it would be nice if everyone did it: you can tell exactly what is being delivered when, instead of trying to track back to the supplier via the courier tracking number.
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Coffee McCoffeeface?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Damn! Shoulda thought of that!
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Something McSomethingFace seems to be the new default naming convention in the UK now.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Boaty McBoatface, we will not forget you!
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OriginalGriff wrote: you can tell exactly what is being delivered when
.. but is also more risks since most users would name it after what it is, thus making it identifiable for selected package theft.
Obfuscation has some advantages.
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It's only visible on the tracking site, so there's no significant risk. Most product is shipped in manufacturers packaging anyway - even some Amazon stuff arrives emblazoned with what the content is, like the two monitors they delivered on Monday.
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Amazon should have a range of boxes marked, "Not worth stealing... Really".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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� Forogar � wrote: Amazon should have a range of boxes marked, "Not worth stealing... Really".
Now there's a use for old Microsoft Zune boxes...
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Like the "do not look through this hole..." mark?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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If a clown holds a door for you, is that a nice jester?
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How times have changed! It was the other way round in 2015[^]. But by September[^] it had switched. Then in 2017[^], it switched back. 
Looks like you picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I'm obviously re-running "the best of OriginalGriff" for the new year ... 
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Oddly enough, you, too, have Leslied yourself: The Lounge[^]
I'm afraid it would be foolhardy to dig any deeper int this.
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