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I don't care what science, product manuals, or what other people say. My microwave is capable of heating food to temperatures only found on the Sun. It reminds me of this every day.
To be honest, it is a miracle that I have any skin left on the roof of my mouth. 
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Slacker007 wrote: it is a miracle that I have any skin left on the roof of my mouth.
and that your house has not burned down.
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There are only two things a microwave is good for:
1) Softening butter.
2) Acting as a cat safe to keep stuff away from the food obsessed monster until it it cool enough to go in the fridge.
It has no purpose trying to heat or cook food ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I see what you did there:
- If it's microwaveable, it's not food
- If it's food, it's not microwaveable
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Microwave popcorn is a wonderful thing.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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I used to think so, until I realized that the butter flavor is not from real butter, but from a chemical called diacetyl.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I actually make eggs in mine fairly often and they are quite good. Turn it into a breakfast burrito and yummy. Much better than any fast food one you can get.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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Slacker007 wrote: My microwave is capable of heating food to temperatures only found on the Sun.
~6000°K ?! 
I'd love to see (and hate to have) your power bill!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: I'd love to see (and hate to have) your power bill!
It's a solar powered microwave, so no bill.
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You must have the Samsun brand?
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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how did you guess?
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Years ago, I was working a lot on Suns. They didn't get very hot at all.
We did obtain an Alpha. You could fry your steak on that one. (Rumors are than up until the last prototype before commercial release, its power supply was so hefty that it required three-phase AC power.)
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The one for windows:
- So, Bob, why should we hire you?
- I like your tie, I can create an icon similar to it.
- Welcome aboard...
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: So, Bob, why should we hire you?
- I like your tie, I can create an icon similar to it.
- Welcome aboard...
There actually is one for M$ too, but I didn't think it was super funny.
Here it is: https://i.stack.imgur.com/4t6NW.png[^]
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One of the rare C&H cartoons that is actually SFW ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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OriginalGriff wrote: One of the rare C&H cartoons that is actually SFW
Oh, I didn't know. I've never seen these before. Interesting.
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I was Googling for something the other day, and found the answer on SO. And, to be fair, although the question was a little 'loose', the answer was clear and politely given.
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I have been finding solutions to real world software dev problems on SO since Stack Overflow's inception. I think most of us have. I would not be surprised if code project devs use stack overflow as well.
I find that a lot of the users at SO are prima donnas.
modified 4-Jan-21 12:07pm.
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I look for answers, and use the first one I find that works in my situation. Sometimes it comes from stack overflow, sometimes it comes from codeproject. I am answer-source-agnostic.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Ditto but sometimes you gotta really twist Googles arm.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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#realJSOP wrote: Sometimes it comes from stack overflow, sometimes it comes from codeproject. I am answer-source-agnostic.
same here.
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I agree with you. Asking questions though, you're likely to get a warmer reception here, at least if you have put in effort.
Real programmers use butterflies
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I actually browse down the list for someplace else to look.
In part, some distorted concept of CP loyalty.
In part, because so often I've seen gibberish replies and 'already asked, go away' type of answers.
Fortunately, I have never had to ask a question in "forum".
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