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I have this very rare medical condition where I can't stop making IT jokes.
My doctor says it's terminal 
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For some reason I kept reading "beer for xml"...
I really need a vacation 
With caramel sounds nice though, although I don't drink beer 
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Yeah, that wasn't a dream.
Kent has asked for his CodeProject pyjamas back, please. He left them in the hamper.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Send them over, I'll get them washed, pressed and back to you with the decade 
TTFN - Kent
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That bus companies drive their buses until them stink, loud an falling apart?
And that all the drivers must be former F1 candidates?
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Busses are expensive to purchase and maintain, so yes, they're kept until the wheels figuratively fall off.
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And after that they're sold to African countries who'll ride them for 20 more years.
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That is similar to:
Do people buy a BMW because they drive like that or do people drive like that because they bought a BMW?
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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That's not the question. Here it's more like what kind of BMW you can afford and on the way to work I see everything from junk yard candidates to prototypes driving around.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Note that CP makes some automatic substitutions in the text - even in links. So you get a 404. If you edit the link, replacing the two asterisks with s'es, you will get access to the web page.
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This is post-processed, so the link in the post is correct (from the editor point of view).
modified 27-Nov-20 3:33am.
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That video does not contain any info on how to fill up the blinker fluid.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't matter. I commute to work a couple of days a week on my bicycle during spring and summer. In my experience BMW drivers and drivers of red pickup trucks are both assholes. I was once signaling left with my arm out to make a lane change and a bitch in a BMW accelerated past me on the left, bouncing my hand off the roof of her car. Unfortunately I was too busy trying not to spill the bike to get her license plate number.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Driving the same route every day, you start to wander what's the fastest you can go around a curve.
Also, sometimes it's safer if no one is faster than you.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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All too common when driving a Double Dutch bus 
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: That bus companies drive their buses until them stink, loud an falling apart?
This is not true, in my experience, at least not in the parts of the Western world outside the USA. The buses may be old, but they are usually clean.
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: And that all the drivers must be former F1 candidates?
Looking at the way they drive, I'm uncertain they even passed their driver's test. 
The cleanliness issue may relate to the local culture. The age of the buses and the way they are driven can be explained by simple accounting, so is probably universal (assuming that they have buses on other planets... )
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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No, but wiping your nose on your sleeve is very common. 
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The main problem with the common man is that he is so common. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Quote: bus companies drive their buses until while them stink, loud and falling apart?
FFY
Quote: And that all the drivers must be former F1 candidates?
That's not the rule, here. Most of them drive carefully.
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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Yesterday I tried to do some backups to a 5 year old stack of blank Verbatim DVDs. This batch of DVDs have worked very well over the past 5 years, but yesterday I had several of them fail to write. I have always found Verbatim discs to be a very reliable product. In the end I had to throttle down the write speed to the very minimum (2Mb/sec) before writing to the disc worked.
From past experience I know that once you have successfully written a disc, it will remain readable for decades. But it seems if you want to write to a blank disc, it had better be less than about 4 years old?
I was wondering what your experience with DVDs is like? In your opinion, what is the expiry time for a blank, unused disc?
By the way: I created "coasters" of the blank discs, using 3 different applications: The Windows built-in DVD writer, UltraIso and a 10 year old version of Roxio. In the end I found UltraIso worked when setting the write speed to a minimum.
I probably need a fresh batch of DVDs.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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