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OriginalGriff wrote: Of course he does, in normal years.
He has never given me one personally... the perp always waits until I sleep to come over and leave the presents under the tree. 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I'm not even 100% convinced that I exist, although if nothing else it's a pretty compelling illusion.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Teaching kindergarten pupils to share probably isn't a big focus these days either.
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I told my kids that and got response back saying:
"Can we ask Santa to deliver presents via Drone delivery?"  
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He gained so much weight because of lockdown he's now to fat to get down chimney.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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You must be joking. You don't know my grandkids!  They will murderize me!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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See here [^]
Santa is exempt from this because Santa, of all the good qualities, has a lot of good innate immunity,' Fauci, infectious disease expert and member of the White House coronavirus task force, told USA Today.
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Rich Leyshon wrote: and member of the White House coronavirus task force
Which doesn't seem to believe in Coronavirus ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Don't forget all the 14 day quarantines every time he crosses national and state boundaries.
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If I burnt all your aromatic sticks without asking you first, would you have never been so incensed?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I need myrrh information for this is patchouli difficult question and then musk think about it. Ceder comment that follows as citronella clever retort.
There's a sci-fi version of creating these aromatic sticks from bit's and pieces of discarded sticks: Frankincense
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That would be nonsensical.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah - would seem like a real ash to everyone.
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They would be fuming.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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As long as you don't touch my AXE (LYNX in UK)
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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This one really stinks. Someone should censer you.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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If a sea-urchin can train an aquarium owner to become his hat manufacturer [^] by clever behavior, cannot we, the humble digi-serfs [^] powering the gig economy, learn to make program managers and corporate types our love-slaves ?
Can we not learn from the urchins' use of independently mobile spines that can collaborate to secure head-protection a paradigm for our collective mobilization ?
Think spiny !
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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I am here for this.
You know collectively, in the same vein we could run absurd social experiments on program managers. Like getting the entire dev team to start speaking in Klingon, but only on Thursdays, and never bring it up or say anything about it. If they ask play dumb.
It might not be as practical as what the sea urchin does, but it could be entertaining.
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You mean we have to speak English to PM's the rest of the week?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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May your spines stay mobile !
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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(Talk about labor)
Fantastic planet urchin putting work in
Searching for pertinent verse minus the murderous diversion
Apologies won't lure me to the communal sob story
Nor will I sacrifice live style to benefit jury temperament
This old Green Goblin web cutter butts up against
Crayola daydream landscape spitting bedlam. Dead 'em
Charge the villagers nickels and nicotine to watch him fed to
One disgruntled kraken at high noon
We'll sell popcorn beer and balloons - Aesop Rock, Labor Days
Now it's in my head. Thank you 
Real programmers use butterflies
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 wonderful (the lyrics) !Quote: Just to watch these monitors spit white noise through your office space
Speaking of monitors: [^]
give an urchin a farthing, he'll keep starving,
give an urchin a chapeau, he'll be your aquarium's best beau
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
modified 25-Nov-20 5:28am.
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BillWoodruff wrote: cannot we [...] make program managers and corporate types our love-slaves ?
Can, it's probably debatable, but would you want to?
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BillWoodruff wrote: learn to make program managers and corporate types our love-slaves
How perverse. Who would want to have sex with invertebrates?
Software Zen: delete this;
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