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A) It's a juicer, not a bank vault. Whoever decided they needed 12 steps to set it up should be forced to use it
B) It seems easier just to use a regular juicer. Why is your phone even involved?
What even is this?
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Because Clooooooooud.
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Actually, you need to see my juicer for comparison: 950W motor, spinning wheel-of-death-teeth with filter mesh, I get nervous just washing the damn thing up.
But ... I can drop a whole lemons in it and get the wet and dry components! 
Is it connected to the cloud? Not on your nellie ...
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That's probably for the best - if it became sentient it would probably be dangerous.
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Stephen King could do a follow-up to Christine about your juicer being cloud-connected 
Probably have more deaths than that great story...
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Same reason as HP use with their printers - to ensure that you can't use any consumables with it apart from the stupid expensive ones they sell...
Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p
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He hehe he!
It's not even a juicer. It's a sorting device used for separating money and idiots.
From: Squeezed out: widely mocked startup Juicero is shutting down | Technology | The Guardian
"Juicero, a Silicon Valley juicer startup that raised $120m from investors and was widely ridiculed after the $400 machines were revealed to be the equivalent of two hands squeezing a juice box, is shutting down."
"Juicero offered pre-sold packets of diced fruits and vegetables that users plugged into the $400 machines, which then transformed the contents into juice. The company was roundly mocked in April when Bloomberg News reported that users could easily squeeze the packets with their hands and turn the contents into juice at a faster rate than the expensive cold-press juicer machine."
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I mean that's fair.
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Oh good grief ...
Not a single good or necessary idea in there. Not a one ... and $400? Plus $7 a pack for the ingredients? Which could probably be squashed by hand to get the same effect ...
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A solution in search of a problem. Unfortunately, it did not pick an appropriate one.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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That's old.
There were many issues with the product, most obvious that it was useless and expensive.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Put an Apple badge on it ...
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Two things I didn't understood...
What the purpose of the phone in this setup?
Where are the fruits that a press should press? For those bags all you need is a knife...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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This is probably the only reason I would subscribe to Amazon Prime - but it could be worth it. I guess I could watch the episodes from the previous seasons too. Tempting! 
Since they left Top Gear, it has, frankly, been a disaster. And on that bombshell....
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Have never seen/heard before. Is this a documentary or some story in place?
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You've not heard of The Grand Tour?
Remember Top Gear? Clarkson (The Orangutang), Hammond (The Hamster), and May (Captain Slow) being very daft with cars? It was sold worldwide for over twenty years!
Clarkson was thrown out of the BBC for punching a producer, and went to Amazon to make a not-a-copy-honest show called The Grand Tour with the other two, while the original Top Gear fell apart at the seams trying to do the same thing with different presenters.
Episode 1 of Season 4 came out in November 2019, and we've been waiting ever since for Episode 2 ...
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I used to watch a ton of Top Gear, at least until the new, less-than-stellar replacement hosts came along. Sadly, I haven't stayed up-to-date with The Grand Tour, but I'm thinking I need to remedy that.
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It took a while to get into its stride, but yeah - it's the same three doing the same stupid things!
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Good news: Amnesiac computer technician recovers memory!
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Would a technician with parkinson's have random access?
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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I cannot remember I ever had any loss of memory!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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RAM another pun down everyone's eye sockets:
In case you haven't forgotten: Manufacturer recalls memory chips!
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Unfortunately they have forgotten where they put it. It was last seen...
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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