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It's only 6:39 PM EST, and I've just spammed the Insider News with snarky (but probably true) replies. Hopefully Kent finds them amusing.
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I do!
Also, greatly appreciated. Thank you (it’s always good to know I’m not the only person sarcastic about out industry)
TTFN - Kent
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Sometimes I think that H in your name should be an N. Especially on the good ones. 
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Actually both "n"s! Kert (Curt).
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Kent Sharkey wrote: it’s always good to know I’m not the only person sarcastic about out industry
In our industry, if you've got more than two neurons to rub together, the sarcasm just comes naturally after a few years of experience.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The cast operator is why I can cast my struct directly to an "array" of bytes and stash it in a file. It makes me happy.
It's so elegant. So concise. And so dangerous.
Real programmers use butterflies
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You've never really programmed until chasing a pointer problem.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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It's good for you - puts hair on your chest.**
** I don't know what to tell if you aren't looking for that. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: I don't know what to tell if you aren't looking for that
"Shave"?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Don't know about hair but I've learned enough foul language to make a sailor blush.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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<looking down=""> Dang! I chased FAR too many pointers!
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And I thought it was age that caused that "southern migration" of my hair.
Not much on my head any more, but I think my ankles are getting hairier.
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reminds me of one of my coworkers, said to have 'inverted hair': it was thick and black and ran from his earlobes and downwards.
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Understand.
I've been trying to figure out why I have more hair growing out of my ears and nose that I have growing out of the top of my head. Near as I can figure, it's because the testosterone pump isn't as strong as it used to be.
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It's just gravity, stand on your head more.
( Of course, my brain cells have been going down hill for years now ... )
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some days ago some young collegue casted his enum to mine and I wondered why the program crashed.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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That's half the fun!
Real programmers use butterflies
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pretty sure that's something they teach you not to do in school, funny
~d~
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Everything is a pointer for your interpretation...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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yes to this 
Real programmers use butterflies
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And when it breaks, everyone will be pointing at it.
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I had a legacy program that had void****** as part of a sort routine.
It worked, i didn't now how.
The guy that wrote it was long gone and i spent a afternoon trying to figure out how it worked.
In the end i left it alone.
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Member 14732673 wrote: In the end i left it alone.
Really wise.
Never touch a running system, unless you really know how to fix it  
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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