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If you had your heart broken by a tin of paint, would you feel very emulsional?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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It's not something you can gloss over!
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In barnyard terms, that is what the pigment. So you can swine all you like but you've been given the brush-off
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I am trying to come up with an answer that is less paintful than this 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Greetings,
just Roll on! Brush off those who would tint your world poorly...
Cegarman
document code? If it's not intuitive, you're in the wrong field 
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Roll with it
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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And if you found another tin on the rebound, would that be a tin-c(t)ure?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Jokes like this really catch my atintion.
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Listen palette is paintently obvious that you are running out of colorful puns...
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I dunno, tell me, don't hold me in suspension.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I always have a hard time to create clues, so saved it from yesterday, but if I want to learn I have to reveal it...
Advertising short specialist before Dada-like. (9)
short specialist (professional) - pro
before
Dada (movement)-like - motion
promotion
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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The "pro" bit is excellent - I didn't get it, but I should have. 
The "Dada" or "Dada-like" for motion is a little ... um ... indirect. Which is probably why nobody else got that either! 
Not a bad attempt for your first try - I'm looking forward to tomorrows! 
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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IIRC it was my 4th try - and tomorrows is more in-line, so probably will be solved (I hope so)...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Picky, picky ...
I should probably have kept records of who did what and when, but I didn't think of it then, and I'm not going back that many years to start now!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Not picky at all
Counted - and it was the 8th time - 2nd not to be solved...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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I should've cooked it at aloha temperature.
Ba dum tsss
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Easiest way to burn 1200 calories: Forget that you put your pizza in the oven! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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That's probably the best result. Pineapple on pizza is just wrong! 
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5teveH wrote: Pineapple on pizza is just wrong!
Amen, brother!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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I love pineapple and ham pizza. it's my favorite. If I could marry it, I would.
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You'd marry a pizza . . . especially pineapple and ham?
And you're the one who commented negatively[^] about my definition of 'funt' !
Your doings with a pizza-bride - even my sordid imagination will not dare that leap into horror and depravity !
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I don't know, somehow eating farts in a bathtub just seems gross, compared to marrying an inanimate object.
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You and the pizza bride - honeymooning (in Hawaii?).
Wherever it happens, I do not want to witness it.
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We've already seen that movie, back when it was called American Pie.
They made like 7 sequels, so someone must be watching those...
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