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Would you like my "No on everything" Word document? To print up some stickers?
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Thanks for the offer, but I think I can manage creating stickers on my own! 
I am not wrong. I am just different!
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Must not be in Nevada. There's actually a None of the Above on their Presidential ballot.
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It's absolutely ok to talk to your cat. Those who laugh about that just have not met the right cat yet[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The cat chooses the host organism.
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Well, Dij thinks he's a 17 foot long tiger, so ...
But I still wouldn't argue with that one!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Pet me or I'll bite your face off.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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My wife is unbelievably superstitious and hates cats on general principals. Particularly black cats with green eyes.
One crossed her path while she was driving to work the other day and now she blames everything that doesn't go her way (hurricanes, spilled milk, etc.), on that.
I grew up with a cat who would sit in the kitchen window, looking out, and ignore us. One day my sister went to pet him, and he was stone cold dead. She had hysterics, and we never got another cat.
wishy washy on cats...
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Greetings,
Remember:
Dogs have owners
Cats have support staff
Regards,
Cegarman
document code? If it's not intuitive, you're in the wrong field 
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When you're writing code and you're like, we'll I'll just try this... 
Write a bunch of code, add a function, etc. Ok, let's try it out...
...then it works!!! What!?!
This is why I'll always enjoy software development. Because, every once in a while, I get something to work. 
It's just enough that it keeps leading me on to keep on going.
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Of course, it's usually the opposite, at least for me.
This'll fix it.
[runs test]
 WTF!!
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Silly you!
You forgot to add new tests to cover that code.
Try it now.
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englebart wrote: You forgot to add new tests to cover that code.
Yes, yes, forgot. That's the ticket. Forgot the tests. 
Steve Martin: How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don't say, "i forgot"?
You Can Be a Millionaire - YouTube[^]
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"If you get a different error message, you're making progress."
modified 3-Nov-20 11:55am.
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That quite possibly, is more help than we were given when first introduced to c++ templates at uni.
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The old STL error messages were impressive! (and indecipherable)
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I really really wish I didn't feel the full empathetic shock of identifying with your statement! Inside my bones, even!
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I don't feel it in my bones until it happens after the second fix, when my mouse gets slammed violently. 
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I've been finalizing a complete revamp of my Windows wrapper, which means four articles to make cohesive with each other, and several example programs which use the same code base. All of the programs are working correctly, and then I tried a feature that I know had worked in the past in one of the programs and I got an error message! Had to spend an hour to figure things out again! Uugh! Almost a mouse slam!
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Be afraid! Be very afraid!
There must be a HUGE error lurking underneath. Remember the opening scene from Jaws 
Mircea
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Time to go buy a lottery ticket! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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