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Microsoft is convinced that daily commutes have unique benefits, and it wants to revive those benefits by replacing your daily commute with morning and evening tasks. I also need a "non-virtual gin drawer", but I don't see them working on that
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Please put on your VR headset and sit there, mindlessly gawking at vehicles stuck in traffic, for the next 45 minutes.
W in T actual F?!
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Just put on a first person shooter at the same time. Two can play at MS's game...
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So without the commute, it means I can sleep more before work and relax more after.
...ummm...
Right...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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It seems the remote one is Microsoft not the workers...
I wonder what they inhale before they suggest these ideas... I may want a bit too...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: I wonder what they inhale before they suggest these ideas... I may want a bit too...
No you don't. It obviously reduces their IQ by at least 50%.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Well, weed is legal in Washington state 
TTFN - Kent
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Saving commute time and the exertion is one of the positives working from home. Why would I want it now?
If someone really wants to put this, then setup a calendar with meeting (agenda - don't show up, relax, take a break) 
Sounds more to track a commitment of work and doing it. Looks like more of a trust issue/micromanaging the WFH option.
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The British Army has reportedly developed AI-equipped killer drones armed with twin-linked shotguns designed for blasting enemies of the Queen hiding inside buildings. "Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply."
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A malfunctioning AI, in closed environment, armed wit gun. What can possibly go wrong...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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In August, NASA detected a leak on the International Space Station. What followed was several weeks of investigation, including the isolation of crew members into one of the station’s Russian modules as an extreme precaution. Anyone have any gum?
Space gum, of course
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What happened to all the clever ideas used in science fiction stories?
- Releasing some smoke and seeing where it goes to
- Releasing sticky balloons which float against the leak (bonus - they burst, and plug the leak)
- ...
Doesn't anyone at NASA read science fiction anymore? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Those ideas could work - the only problem being, from my understanding, they have to keep fans on all the time in the space station otherwise they can get a build-up of CO2 pockets which apparently is not good news - yep I just went full Sheldon there... never go full Sheldon...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: I just went full Sheldon there...
That's how the ISS leaks - not with a (big) bang, but with a whimper. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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The good news - such as it is - is that although the leak has been traced to a Russian module with their life support systems; the Russian life support has been so flakey that the ISS has never had more crew on board than can be carried long term by the much more reliable systems on the US side.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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So Vodka-fuelled drill guy has been there too. (And his gum fix is finally failing...)
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I'm inspired to write this post because Someone Is Wrong On The Internet. Of course a more accurate statement would be "I disagree with some aspects of what someone on the internet said, even though they have an entirely valid point of view". See Johnny loop. Loop, Johnny, loop!
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Quote: No one writes unreadable code on purpose...
She's wrong! Give me a bit, I've got to go write a blog...
Quote: You can see this for yourself if you have a project that only you contribute code to - every time you come back to it after an absence of months, weeks, or even days, you wonder what on Earth you were thinking when you wrote it
Speaking for herself, maybe. I haven't had that problem in years and years. More likely, unreadable code is the result of the following:
Through the wild tundra of indecipherable C code written by introverts addicted to shorthand, the mathematical voodoo penned by guys with foreheads the size of skateboards, the Blum Blum Schub's, the Yarrow's and Fortuna's, Twister's and ISSAC's, and.. Now back to that blog entry!
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David O'Neil wrote: No one writes unreadable code on purpose...
This is blatantly untrue, and my intuition tells me it's a lot more common than anyone would like to admit.
<WarStory>
A long, long time ago, on a product I've been saddled with maintaining, a developer named BK (no relation to the serial killer) wrote some software for us. After 20 years of maintaining one product, BK was reassigned to another product which needed more manpower. Rather than tolerate the move, BK retired at the age of 52.
Eventually I was tasked with maintaining his stuff, all of which was written in C. Among other things, I found the following:
1. No naming conventions.
2. Coding style was early 70's C, so no function prototypes, argument declarations after the function name, etc.
3. Global types and variables with 1, 2, or 3 character names. The longest name in the code was around 10-12 characters.
4. Ineffective use of #include files. Many times the symbol being defined was also defined directly in the source referencing it.
5. Rampant pointer arithmetic.
6. Magic numbers everywhere, even when a #defined symbol was available for the value.
7. The code has run on a wide variety of hardware and under several different environments. The hardware and OS-specific code is sprinkled throughout and handled through conditional compilation. The #defines for it are often placed manually at the start of the source file.
8. No source control, and no consistent backup scheme for released builds.
After a few weeks of analyzing the code while I was debugging an issue, I came to the inescapable conclusion that BK had deliberately written the code to make it so that he was the only feasible maintainer.
</WarStory>
The ironic thing here is that BK ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing died a few years after he retired. We can't even hire the er back as a contractor to maintain his sh<nobr>it.
Software Zen: delete this;
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In the performance & diagnostics space WPA stands for Windows Performance Analyzer, a friendly but intricate UI that allows for developers and analyst to deep dive into performance traces captured on Windows For the "measure twice, code once, optimize to death" crowd
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Microsoft has created another mess of Windows Updates on Windows 10, although this time the update wasn’t botched. Fortunately, no one needs Intel drivers, so it should have limited effect
bad attempt at sarcasm, sorry.
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When you think it can't go any worse...  
If I were not at home I would start searching for the hidden camera, because I can't really think that they are that bad, but they keep trying harder and harder to convince me
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Over 65 years ago the Rand Corporation built an "electronic roulette wheel" to generate random numbers. Some people need better hobbies - Take # Math.floor(Math.random() * 100) + 1
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Some of us need a life...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Where are the 3x dices of 20 when you need them?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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