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It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
Chemists have exactly one rule: there are only exceptions
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The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Tom
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If you want to grow your own dope, should you plant a politician?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Unless you have a Trump up your sleeve... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Well... the Dutch have perfect 'Nederwiet' (Dutch weed) and politicians allow So we don't plant, we smoke!
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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If we can plant one politician, why not plant all of them?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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why not burry?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Wouldn't that constitute being a Superfund[^] site?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Cleaning up politicians is beyond any mortal's abilities. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Just what I need, a lying shrub that takes my money!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Weed try that but... couldn't find a pot.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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In the middle east, theydo, but as a result they grow fül - lots of 'em.
And, of course, there's the ever popular dumb cane[^], which should be required
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Sounds like some bad weed.
Yeah, it's a real downer man.
Remember, no matter where you go... there you are.
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Never plant politicians - most grow crooked over time. You plant them in nice neat rows but some lean left and some lean right and soon it’s a whole mess.
The only positive is that they spew fertilizer all day long!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Politicians make a good fertilizer 
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Statistics show that the average human has one breast and one testicle.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote: one breast
I understand the joke being made around the even split between men and women, but if half the men have man-boobs, then the average should be closer to 1.5.
And now that I've put that image in your head...my work here is done.
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dandy72 wrote:
And now that I've put that image in your head...my work here is done.
And you couldn't have done it to a nicer guy!
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I have to admit you made me laugh!
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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.
She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
“Why?” my daughter asked.
“Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty, and probably has germs.” I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mamma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.”
I was thinking quickly. I said: “All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mom.”
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
“OH… I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the dad.”
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“Exactly.” I replied back with a big smile on my face.
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Very funny. 
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