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Do magicians dump their assistants because they think it's time they saw other people?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Or, ".. more people saw them" 
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Such levity
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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How many puns have you got up your sleeve, Griff?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Griff's an incorrigible punster. Don't incorrage him. 
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Magicians cannot fully devote themselves to one person so they have their assistants split.
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Do magicians assistants tend to have a split personality? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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If they got a hold of a rotten piece of fruit, would they disappear?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A magician never needs to dump anyone. He just does a disappearing act!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Like the Mexican magician who said "Uno", "Dos"... and then he disappeared without a tres... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I was wand-ering about that, too.
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They don’t “dump” her. They give her a pen & tell her that they are splitting ways...
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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When they do staff pruning, they do it by putting a circular on the table, and they don't fret about it; just give them the chop. They let the assistant take a final bow, though. Sometimes the staff reciprocate; many ex-magicians take the plunge and join a band instead, though sometimes the magicians have them back. If they're coping well and not cross about it, they might do a little jig, though this can hack off their ex-employer.
I bet you saw this coming though.
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I'll have to print a label using a Zebra printer.
I'm looking at the documentation and the Zebra language (one of four, it seems) is a 1590 page document...
Apparently, the string for printing my name would look as follows:
^XA
^FO50,50^ADN,36,20^FDSander Rossel
^FS
^XZ I don't think I'm prepared for this 
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If there's (quality) documentation, be happy, you're way ahead of the game.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: If there's (quality) any documentation, be happy, you're way ahead of the game.
In many cases (OSS projects - I'm looking at you!  ), the only documentation is the source code. No comments, no nothing. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: the only documentation is the source code. No comments, no nothing.
C'mon, it's the challenge that makes it fun, no? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Oh, sure. It's the programming equivalent of building a bridge with no data on the thickness of the iron bars, the quality of the cement, etc. Great fun - until it all collapses.
/s
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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What, your first guess isn't spot on every time? Jeeze, what on earth is wrong with you?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It only looks incomprehensible because you got your hands on the abbreviated document 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Isn't that something the driver should take care of? Wait - are you writing the driver? First step: Get an assembler, a C compiler and a webcam. The webcam is for your followers who will not want to miss a thing, especially all heart attacks and strokes you are going to suffer. I'll get the popcorn...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Here's a much better way to print Sander Rossel:
++++++++++[>+>+++>+++++++>++++++++++<<<<-]>>>+++++++++++++.>---.+++++++++++++.----------.+.+++++++++++++.<<++.>-.>---.++++..--------------.+++++++.
BrainElephant
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When I tried it, I got an error...
Uncaught SyntaxError: expected expression, got '++'
Edit...
Oh that's not JavaScript.
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Have done a few Zebra labels. Watch out for firmware levels. I ones created a nice label, different fonts, different barcodes, different orientation etc. On my test printer looked nice, on all others not.
Had to upgrade the firmware on all other printers (same model, old firmware) to get the same result.
Make sure the documentation fits the firmware.
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Labelary have a pretty decent online viewer[^] and a web service[^] to generate an image from a ZPL string, if it helps.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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