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because it is two gross.
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Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Number puns only work when they are fourteenagers ...
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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How do you circumcise a baby whale?
Send down four skin divers!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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It bothers me that you know this detail. 
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Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Calling Rabbi Tuckman... 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Do good mice only squeak when they are squoken to?
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From the classic Dormouse song, Rodenthouse Blues: I squoke up this morning and got myself a beer.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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No, only good mice poo where they're supposed to.
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Not sure about that but the second one gets the cheese.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Having a cat that sometimes catches one and then plays with them under my bed..
..the only good mouse is a dead one. I don't like having to chase a cat that is chasing a mouse. If it stops moving he looses interest and clean up is quick.
To answer your previous question; Goedzo is an elderly fat black cat, and his outside space is limited to five by five meters. And still he brings in 7 mice on average per year. Pet-fence, so he can't get out of the garden.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: he brings in 7 mice on average
Be happy, he's a good provider.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Scratch building studio models and then butchering a ton of plastic model kits to detail them is slowly been becoming a lost art. Here I sit now and use computer graphics to reproduce the model kit parts that they once used to detail the Space 1999 Eagle. So far I have seen parts of WW 2 fighter (probably a Spitfire), a Gemini capsule, The Apollo command and service modules, the lunar landing module, some parts of model tanks and even sections of WW II ship decks. There also are lots of pipes, pumps and pressure tanks of which I have read the name of the real manufacturer. Who knows what kits these parts came from, but you can probably see the real thing when you take a tour through the right factory.
That fun kind of model building has been on its way out for decades now. Just look who the rebels go to when they need a new ship now: Lucasfilm Design New Star Wars - YouTube[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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After years of not doing any, I am returning to the world of building plastic model kits and dioramas to set them in. Actually the dioramas are almost more fun to scratch build than the kits. ...and boy, have the kits gotten expensive!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Dioramas, huh? I have a Frankenstein version (made mostly of prototype and misprinted parts) of my Space 1999 Eagle standing here on the floor. It's going to be around 33 inches long. 1:32 Figures should work well. let's build a diorama of an eagle on it's launchpad or, better yet, the moonbase's hangar.
My boss is going to kill me when I turn my office into one big diorama. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Ah, memories of stretching sprue to make whip aerials...
... in hind sight that sounds like a fetish... I'll get my coat
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Or you get yourself a 3D printer. Why stop when you can automate it.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Just a silly question: do you have a pet? If so, what is it?
I know that Sander - @Sanderrossel - has a cat.
I have a cat, but I'm broadminded and don't mind dogs.
Just remember: a dog may be man's best friend, but a cat won't tell the police where you hide your drugs ...
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none, but I'd consider trading my two mouldy oldies who live with me for a cat
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I had a cat...
Second one ran away as well 
I suspect they get bullied away by the 10+ neighborhood cats...
Rest assured, the next cat won't be allowed outside for the first year or so and after that only with GPS...
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You don't need a CyberCat. Just get the right cat[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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To misquote Oscar Wilde: "To lose one cat may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."
Perhaps you should consider a goldfish?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Perhaps you should consider a goldcatfish?
FTFY
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Or a Tamagotchi. 
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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OriginalGriff wrote: to lose both looks like carelessness.
That's just adding insult to injury 
I've had some very bad weeks because of this incident.
It's not like I want to lose them, but cats go outside and in my case get scared off by neighbor cats or whatever.
Goblin was very social and I've kept him inside for for seven weeks, which should be enough for him to know it's his house and it's safe.
He's been outside for a bit a couple of times before, which went well.
In any case, I don't think his taking off was voluntary.
And I'm starting to doubt if Pink's was, which went exactly the same (but after ten weeks)...
Needless to say, my next cat won't be going outside in the first year or so and after that only with a GPS collar...
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A Husky-Malamute-Chow-Corgi. She got lucky and looks like a small wolf (60 lbs).
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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