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4 dogs, 2 cats, 2 snakes, 8 lizards, 12 tarantulas, 2 budgies and a pig.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Working for the local zoo does not count.
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With that many animals how can you be sure that your not the pet? 
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Because they don't feed me!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Chris Quinn wrote: Because they don't feed me!
The pig should as soon as it is big enough. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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So if you've got a few cows, twenty sheep and fifty hens, then you are their pet?
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I have an orange tabby cat, and a Newfoundland-Collie mix doggo. Rescued the cat when he was just a few weeks old, from the side of the road. Dog was taken to the shelter when he was about 5, and I scooped him up shortly after. Both are good, chill companions. 
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Two cats at my place in Germany, Adam and Eva. One cat at my place in Romania, Coco.
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GenJerDan wrote: Adam and Eva
Why not Marcus Antonius and Cleopatra?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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My son named them when he was 5.
They were the new cats, after my other two died (at 13 years): Pyanfar and Scheherazade.
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Pet rock, from the 70's.
Doesn't eat much.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Thanks because you got the old fashioned "static" version. You should upgrade to USB: USB Pet Rock[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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theoldfool wrote: Pet rock, from the 70's.
Doesn't eat much.
That's because (coming from the 70s) it is still stoned
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Spiders.
Not in terrariums, just hanging out in the corners of my walls and such. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Burn the house down.
Burn it with fire.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Hey now, be kind. Ms Spinners is really nice. We've had a lot of nice chats, she's a web developer.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Not to mention a spinner!
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I grew up with both cats and dogs. (and an old fashioned small scale farmer as a neighbor)
Now I have none, for logistical reasons.
But I have two children, and I can assure you dogs are easier to train.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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Two of them: Landseer (dog) - Wikipedia[^]
and two cats.
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
Chemists have exactly one rule: there are only exceptions
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I have two pugs a he and a she - both over 14 years old. ( although my sister always wonders why we call them 'fixed' when they are obviously broken)
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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A dog (spaniel)
A cat (generic short-haired domestic)
A bird (conure with special needs)
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx
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Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
We have a Bichon Frise (think poodle with shorter legs). She thinks and acts like a male dog, a very stubborn and stand-offish male dog - but my wife still loves her. We call her "a mostly good dog".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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