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You blew another blasted pun. Still, I won't refuze to reply (risking that it might set you off . . .)
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Commodore.
Never heard of this "Banana"; does it refer to an OS or hardware?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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What? You never heard of the Banana Junior 6000?[^] 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I'd not want to compare apples and banana's, but.. close.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Commodore.
That's what I thought, but OG didn't mention the '+'[^] 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Good. With a little encouragement these people will soon also be burning witches again. That has been overdue for decades. Does anybody here know a witch?
That's what happens when you dumb down people who were not the smartest to begin with. You don't just get nice dumb sheep that you can manipulate for whatever purpose. That's one reason why the propaganda ministers of this world will always fail. At a high price, of course.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Does anybody here know a witch?
@code-witch I think you are required here.. but bring your asbestos suit with you (just in case)
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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CodeWraith wrote: Does anybody here know a witch
I was informed (by my grandson) this morning that my 12yo granddaughter is a junior witch. I suspect the w should be replaced with a b.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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I'm not convinced that 5G is safe, but I don't think 5G in and of itself is the cause or propagator of the virus.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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modified 22-Aug-20 9:18am.
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Well, I've had the virus and there isn't a 5G tower within 50 miles of me ... 
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That's because you already have the implant...
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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<conspiracy>
Israel has had more than 90,000 COVID-19 cases, and there isn't a single 5G tower in the country, or in neighboring countries!
"They" must be beaming 5G from the StarLink satellites!
</conspiracy>
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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<conspiracy>
Mossad is delivering it personally to Israeli families via portable 5G towers to make it look like the UAE and Syria are doing it.
</conspiracy>
I know that because a friend of my cousin's dog's vet's sister in law heard it on a bus. And she's spoke to a Jewish lawyer in 1997 so it must be true!
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OriginalGriff wrote: I know that because a friend of my cousin's dog's vet's sister in law heard it on a bus.
An unimpeachable source, indeed.
OriginalGriff wrote: And she's spoke to a Jewish lawyer in 1997 so it must be true!
Perhaps she should speak to a Jewish doctor in 2020. Specifically, a psychiatrist. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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That's better research and sourcing than most internet conspiracy theories are based on. 
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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We saw the same when GSM arrived! GSM took over radio bands used by analog cellular networks for twenty years, and used less transmission power. So the conspiration guys claimed disastrous effects caused not by the radiation as such but by the digital modulation of the radio waves.
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Shopping for food, laundry, a bit of car maintenance, I've caught up on the news about Typescript 4.0 (yay!), I've brushed the cat, cleaned my desk, repaired a Macbook, updated about 15 PCs, macs, iPads, phones, Samsung Galaxies, cleaned up the garden and had a great lunch.
It's incredible how much stuff I get done when I'm avoiding this one small tiny thing I absolutely, positively, have to get done today.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: It's incredible how much stuff I get done when I'm avoiding this one small tiny thing I absolutely, positively, have to get done today.
I ought invite you over so you can avoid getting more "little things" things done and reduce my backlog. if really well done, I'll probably give you an approving nod !
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I've spent a lot of today playing around with Typescript 4 today. I have a shed to dismantle. Typescript won.
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Were remodeling an old, beautiful home but it needs a lot of TLC. I have a lot of bracing to do under the house and a water heater thats under the house, yes under in the dirt, that has to be moved into the main house but its amazing how much other stuff I find in the house that keeps me from crawling under the house...and may continue for a while longer. 
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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I took a nap and dreamed I was taking a nap. It was very productive.
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No bike ride ?
I are disapoint.
anyway, cat's happy.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: cat's happy
There are a lot of assumptions in that remark. If you truly knew cats, you'd know that, at best, the cat is less displeased than usual. It might even omit the usual vomit-on-the-owner's-pillow for today.
Software Zen: delete this;
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a happy cat is a cat not planning his revenge today (tomorrow is another day)
I'd rather be phishing!
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