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GeneralVery KSS - but some of it is amusing PinPopular
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GREAT TRUTHS LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED
No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize a cat.
When mom is mad at dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second one.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
You can’t trust dogs to watch your food . . .
Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when your sad is Grandpma’s lap.

GREAT TRUTHS ADULTS HAVE LEARNED
Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree.
Wrinkles don’t hurt.
Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet but with a few nuts.
Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.
Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.
Middle age is when you choose your serial for the fiber and not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you are down there.
You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a Roller-Coaster.
It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.


From Royal Arch Mason Magazine, Vol 38, No. 2 – Summer 2020
Pg. 11-12 “Pandemic Words of Wisdom” – anonymous

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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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