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den2k88 wrote: I also got a lot of good reputation and an aura of "mad genius" (I take exception at the last one), depending on the customer.
Pretty much the same, except I didn't take exception to it. I guess I kind of learned to love my madness before anyone else did. It was either that, or mourn it, and goth is so 1990s. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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 I never really made it into the geek/freak club, I started too late with a family to feed so was focused on the money for which you need to conform to a certain degree.
I do believe the techie kids these days are ALL focused on the money and don't have the time or the inclination to break the corporate bondage.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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me i thought it was cool they were actually going to pay me for stuff I'd do anyway. Then I found out it was actually work.
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honey the codewitch wrote: i thought it was cool they were actually going to pay me for stuff I'd do anyway
I think you will find that applies to a lot of us. I got sacked for writing excel macros to support my sales job, so then I got a job writing excel macros, it went down hill from there.
I've always seen software as a tool to support a job, now that I'm retired I no longer have the urge to code, weird.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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I code for the love of it. The stuff I write today few people will ever use for work. I mean, parsers maybe i guess but MIDI libraries in managed code probably not.
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I've always seen software as a tool to support a job, now that I'm retired I no longer have the urge to code, weird
So, you need a task.
So do I.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I do believe the techie kids these days are ALL focused on the money and don't have the time or the inclination to break the corporate bondage.
In the US, that'd be because they're trying to break the student loan bondage.
Where you are, it's probably because they have to save up so they can afford to buy a shed.
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a guy asked me if I knew any youtube channels that taught asp net core... and I was like ... man time have changed...
We are in the beginning of a mass extinction. - Greta Thunberg
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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It's all about soft skills nowadays.
And DevOps and Cloud and front-end frameworks and CI tools and Scrum and Agile and paradigms and consulting and managing.
I can tell you what it's not about, code and databases, knowledge of those are nice-to-haves.
Just look at some average commercial code base and you'll know what I'm talking about.
I used my Master of ARTS as a USP.
It "enables me to explain tech in non-tech terms to non-tech people because I have a non-tech background" 
Your madness could be a red flag as you may not fit in the team or may not be a team player.
Your lack of curly braces in single-line if-statements is a far more serious problem though 
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Is a gallery full of pig pictures Swine Art?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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What a swill idea!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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You can bacon it!
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Sounds like the pig pictures are hogging the gallery
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That's snout sow funny.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Wouldn't that be a boar?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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That's a lard to consider - what sequel-y odd is the how pork the gallery attendance turned out - perhaps people decided to sty home?
(I'm home today - just checked in to check out ToD. Bye, all!)
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It is funny how you your quadruple-counter-puns are always recognisable even at the first quarter of the lot. I just read
W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: That's a lard to consider -
and I knew it was the unimitalble W∴ Balboos !
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"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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No
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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On a serious note, I (used to) count some slaughterhouses among my clients and they have art...
Pictures and (abstract) paintings of whatever animals they slaughter.
I used to frequent a veal slaughter and they had more paintings than you'd expect in the hallways and offices.
I remember one painting with a cow with very festive colors.
A current client has a red statue of a cow in the entrance hall.
We had some pig slaughters as well, but I never visited those.
I don't doubt they'll have Swine Art on their walls though.
On a side note, the people that work in those places aren't particularly interested in art.
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... a bar full of devs, and does not get killed, since he lies about his job.
such an elephanting load of horse excrement, I spent one hour today trying to get the indentation right on a single line one hour! 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
modified 3-Jul-20 9:25am.
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"mega"-in-a-frash-shave! wrote: I spent one hour today trying to get the indentation right on a single line
Only an hour? You must be a Jira Guru!
It would have taken me a lot longer, I suspect. But then, I've never used it. :gloat:
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I know that feeling.
Since I changed my job, I don't use any more that pile of ..... 
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...and strikes up a conversation with the bartender.
Bartender: How's it going?
Jira salesman: I've had a horrible day!
Bartender: Tell me about it?
Jira salesman: On my way into town, I got a speeding ticket.
Bartender: That's not that bad.
Jira salesman: It gets worse. I stopped at the drug store before coming here, and when I got back to my car, there was a parking ticket on my windshield!
Bartender: Ouch.
Jira salesman: And then when I drove here, I got pulled over again! I got another ticket, for a broken taillight!
Bartender: Oh my, sounds like you'll be going to court a lot.
Jira saleman: The problem is, I entered the tickets into our product, and now I can't find them!!!!
badaboom baddabing
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HEAR!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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