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Nice quote, when my teenager tells me I don't understand something (I hear that a lot), this will be a fine response. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Known as “amica,” the service was rolled out yesterday by the Australian government as a way to let soon-to-be-exes “make parenting arrangements” and “divide their money and property” without having to go through the hassle of hiring a lawyer to do the heavy lifting. And then they came for the lawyers, and we did nothing as we were too busy cheering.
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By the way, the Latin word "amica" means "girl friend" ...
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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RedHat has introduced a new Java distribution, Mandrel, that compiles Java applications directly to native machine code for faster startup with lower memory. Write Once, Run in one place
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Segway ends productionSegway, the most hyped invention since the Macintosh, ends production Now, less than 20 years after the first Segway’s release, Fast Company has learned that the Segway brand will retire the last Segway as we know it, the Segway PT. Manufacturing at the Bedford, New Hampshire, plant will stop July 15.
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Microsoft says its new Pylance language server will make Python developers who use VS Code far more productive. Nothing says, "the new Microsoft", like supporting a language they don't produce
(and ignoring a language they do {sniff} {sob})
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Microsoft has released two out-of-band security updates to address remote code execution security vulnerabilities affecting the Microsoft Windows Codecs Library on several Windows 10 and Windows Server versions. That's right, it's a weekday ending in 'y'. Time for security updates.
I do want to know why these are being distributed by the Windows Store and not Update though
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Codecs?! W in T actual F?
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It appears the codecs are optional and distributed through the store.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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When you picture the Solar System in your head, most people would think of the Sun, stolid and stationary in the centre, with everything else whizzing about around it. For those who may have felt it revolved around them
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100 meters... really?
IF true, pretty impressive and Kudos.
But I kind of doubt it.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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It was fine - until Mercury moved. Now they have to start over again.
TTFN - Kent
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That's deep! 
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100 meters! With an error factor of 100000000000%... Very impressive...
(The problem is that such a statement assumes astronomers knows the exact mass and body center of each - meaningful - object in the solar system... Even the best software need reliable input)
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: The problem is that such a statement assumes astronomers knows the exact mass and body center of each - meaningful - object in the solar system... Even the best software need reliable input
Which they don't. Nevermind that they don't even know what every object within the solar system is
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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They better be careful, they might get excommunicated, just like Galileo.
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My gps is accurate to within 2 meters. Pmmphhh. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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So the Pope was right after all?
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QA teams need specialists across a range of skill sets and experience. And that’s just one of the rock-and-roll lessons that creative teams can learn. Keep people away from the accordion?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: QA teams need specialists across a range of skill sets and experience. And that’s just one of the rock-and-roll lessons that creative teams can learn. to exist, and to stop using the users as beta testers
FTFY
M.D.V.
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Have a volume control that goes up to 11?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Eagle-eyed folk installing the browser have noticed that Edge is grabbing data such as bookmarks from other installed browsers before permission has been granted to import such data. Because cookies are meant for sharing?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Because cookies are meant for sharing?
Tell that to my kid... you risk to get bitten if you approximate your hand to the cookies plate.  
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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