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Since providing useful information is apparently too hard for ZDNyet to do, it only works with Java/JVM and AWS serverless stuff.
Amazon CodeGuru - Amazon Web Services
...which is a bit of a pity since my AWS app is C#. The code review tool is insanely priced if you want to do anything beyond looking at new code in PRs; but at 12 cents/server/day the profiler would have been a bargain if it returned useful data.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The rise of the DevOps model means that app environments are moving faster and running on a larger scale than they did a decade ago. In a word: duh
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Kent Sharkey wrote: are moving faster and running on a larger scale than they did a decade ago.
and don't forget being abandoned or screwed up even faster.
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The new engine won't show ads and won't collect or profit from user data—instead, it will charge its users a subscription fee. It will be missed (very soon)
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Ars Technica wrote: The new engine won't show ads and won't collect or profit from user data—instead (at least until their existance is in danger), it will charge its users a subscription fee.
FTFY
Either is (as you said) going to dissapear soon, or they are going to get caught in the future and say "Oops (I did it again)"
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I look forward to next month's article where they are found to be collecting and selling data about you, but claim it was simply a bug in their code.
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In this blog, we are going to present our latest efforts in image enhancement. Can it remove thumbs?
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Does it helps to avoid face recognition in Farceb00k?
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Nah, you've just gotta spend your time with the right people for that.
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A new paper published by Disney Research in partnership with ETH Zurich describes a fully automated, neural network-based method for swapping faces in photos and videos — the first such method that results in high-resolution, megapixel resolution final results according, to the researchers. Because we could always use a new reason to not believe what we see
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And this is probably going to be only used in FX for the film industry... noone is going to (try to) misuse it in real life...
The meaning of "fake news" has just got another dimension.  
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Ooh! Finally! I look forward to Trollface in all its glory!!!!
(I didn't know that was it's name until now.)
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Dirk Hohndel and Linus Torvalds talked about Linux developers, hardware, and coding in their latest, and first virtual Linux conversation. Article contains far less swearing than I thought might be in there
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Are they thinking on include Windows in the linux kernel?
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Very good. 
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If you love to code, and don’t think much about your career or your business, it’s time to get real and rethink how you approach software development Item #0: The one in the cave with the Grue
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I wonder which ones did he suffered to end up writing articles instead of code...
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10) Thinking articles paid more per word.
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... the way software is paid per line of code (or brace, or blankline, or comment line, or copyleft line, or ...).
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New Microsoft documentation has revealed a Group policy and Registry tweak that allows you to specify the specific Windows version you wish to stay on and prevent new feature updates from being installed. Should work - at least until the next major update disables it
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If it works you should not get the next major update at all 
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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It’s incredibly likely that your company’s codebase mimics the personality of the engineers contributing to it. To busy rolling my eyes for a proper blurb, sorry.
"The codebase should be a fun place to work"
I know I've been in some "funhouse" codebases, but never... "fun"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: It’s incredibly likely that your company’s codebase mimics the personality of the engineers contributing to it.
I thought that was said about dogs and its owners...
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Well, most codebases are dogs!
EDIT: And the site that posted the article is aptly named FireHydrant!
modified 29-Jun-20 20:26pm.
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