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 Yes. This one will get him a serious girlfriend.
EDIT: More than one serious girlfriend, actually, and on the road to polygamy!
modified 14-Jun-20 7:17am.
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Oh, I get it.
rebuilt engines
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Tim Deveaux wrote: occupate
The perpetual employment of a software developer as a direct result of working in an Agile team environment.
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Fresh grads will not understand, only experienced professionals will relate 
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That makes sense! Most freshers are trying to impress their boss. 😁
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Classic piece, love it. But not this.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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I liked it at first but it soon got tiresome. The percussion is beyond distracting in a presto piece. It would have been better to just make it a duet with a comparably skilled bassist, because the piece would work well along the lines of a Bach two-part invention, with chords where necessary.
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Perhaps I think it would have been better unplugged, just to metally
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Honesly: That didn't exactly give mea "moonligtht" feeling.
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This changes everything. Game Changer, Ukulele[^]
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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what ?  let my mind process this ...
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I like Beethoven, but I prefer Blue Oyster Cult
Ladies, Fish, and Gentlemen
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Do you consider oysters fish??
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If people understood just these two things about Agile better, then the whole Agile world would be a better place. 
97 Things Every Scrum Practitioner Should Know: Collective Wisdom from the Experts[^]
5 Things Nobody Tells You - 1st entry in the book said...
1. Scrum Will Not Solve Your Problems
Some people hope that Scrum will magically solve their problems, as if it were a silver bullet. But Agile processes like Scrum are more like a mother-in-law looking over your shoulder all the time: they point out all your problems and mistakes, making them transparent. In the end, you have to solve them and do the hard work yourself.
2. Scrum Offers No Benefits When You Only Follow the Process
I have seen teams that did Scrum exactly by the book. They had daily stand-ups, Sprint Planning meetings, Sprint Reviews, Retrospectives, and even Product Backlog Refinement meetings. However, the benefits they reaped from Scrum were minor because they missed the point that Agile is more about being than doing. Becoming Agile requires a mindset change to accompany the process change. Only by embracing the 12 Principles behind the Agile Manifesto and the Scrum Values will Scrum unfold its full potential.
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Scrum is only one of several Agile methods. Please don't use the terms interchangeably, as it highlights ignorance.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Scrum is only one of several Agile methods. Please don't use the terms interchangeably, as it highlights ignorance.
Whatevs!
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 Great response.
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He isn't. The author of that piece did.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Quote:
"All Scrum is Agile, but all Agile is not Scrum".
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A rugby union scrum is rarely "agile". 
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