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I sometimes say bad words when thinking of Euclid.
If he hadn't been messing with space, we would think of space as having two large circular dimensions and one small linear.
Then we would have handled string theory without any problems. And the universe as well.
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A man has attempted to sue Apple, claiming that the company kept his iPhone after a repair, and used "special features" on his phone to develop features in iOS. Just wait until they counter-sue for eleventy kagillion dollars
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NURSE, NURSE... He is out of bed again...
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If he bought an Apple product that means he is legally able to claim insanity.
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“This has not been tested outside of my lab environment,” the Github user wrote. “It was written quickly and needs some work to be more reliable. Sometimes you BSOD. Using this for any purpose other than self education is an extremely bad idea. Your computer will burst in flames. Puppies will die.” Thanks pal, for giving the bad guys the wood to make more fire...
I can understand the "cool, look what I found, I am a genius" feeling of many "researchers" or "basement guys" but on the other hand... they could be a bit more discrete, damn it.
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Message Closed
modified 8-Jun-20 4:41am.
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First, I wasn't using "basement guy / girl" n an insulting way, they are very often the most brilliant. I can stand corrected and if I was taken as offensive, then apologize for it, I have no problem with that.
Second, I didn't know who the github belongs to or who she is. I have done a fast check and she is a malware researcher. Perfect, she usually helps. I can stand corrected here too, but...Quote: The result of the newly released exploit is that it increases the chances of attackers developing worms that work remotely.
I still think the publishing should go a bit more discrete than that.
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I closed the previous post, I am not sure she would want her identity revealed/discussed on a public forum.
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I suppose not, that's why the GitHub was under a nick and only with those two projects.
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After several months of social distancing and staying home, a lot of people are experiencing major wanderlust. Because you're literally not going up there anytime soon
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Will be able to "fly" in our living room as they do?
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How did they drive the Google Streetcar around that? 
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Your development team is ready to hire a new software tester. What questions can you ask in the job interview that (a) are not lame and (b) actually help you determine if this job applicant is qualified? Not, 'If you test a parachute, what colour is it?'
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How long will it take until we get the new wave of "XX Answers for an ZZZ interview" articles here in CP?
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"When was the last time you were ever held to account for a bug that went live?"
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One of my life’s traumas is the bug trackers, the issue trackers, the project management tools. The toolset that completes the version control log to form the development equivalent of double-entry bookkeeping. We're going to need more Post-It! notes
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Kent Sharkey wrote: There are no bugs, just TODOs
Oh, irony[^]
Kent Sharkey wrote: We're going to need more Post-It! notes
I thought Post-It! notes were spared for writing down the passwords and stick it to the monitor... 
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What goes on in the minds of programmers when they write software? It's almost like they should call them programming *languages*. Who knew?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: What goes on in the minds of programmers when they write software?
Not possible to answer that here... you know, KSS-Rule   
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That's why programmers can't communicate while writing code...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Plenty just can't communicate, period 
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Medical Express wrote: The findings could have far-reaching consequences in the design of programming languages
More human-readable, like VB tried 30 years ago?
If anything, you see that languages are becoming harder to read, with statements like "elif" instead of "else if" or "fn"/"fun" instead of "function" because it's shorter and saves keystrokes.
Other than that we all just want our C-syntax.
If I look at four newer languages that are also quite popular, Go (2009), Rust (2010), Kotlin (2011) and Swift (2014), you'll see they all have C-syntax.
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Quote: you'll see they all have C-syntax.
At least that's better than "they all have COBOL syntax".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I use a lot of spacial and mental visualisation to map code out.
Chunking code makes sense to me
How would this study compare with a maths problem?
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We released PostSharp.Community.Packer, a free and open-source tool that you can use to pack your .NET Framework application into a single .exe file for distribution. Coming up next: Why are my EXEs so big?
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