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The anarchist is the one with the pinko liberal T shirt.
*Hides even better, but with popcorn*
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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we anarchists are not fond of liberals. at least in the US. 
They call the cops
Real programmers use butterflies
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Anarchists, communists, socialists, monarchists, democrats, republicans, and the dictatorship.
You recognize a keeper by the answer "hedonist".
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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enter Luxury Gay Space Communism
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: enter Luxury Gay Space Communism
Sounds like Star Trek, where everybody shaves and nobody smokes 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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It's communism tho so it's the opposite. Nobody shaves and everyone smokes. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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Member 7989122 wrote: your neighbours won't talk to you, you may have problems finding a job, people won't do business with you
Sounds exactly like normal living in London to me ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Member 7989122 wrote: that we are different in this respect:
You would have no idea. I didn't make any statement, just a silly little comment.
Member 7989122 wrote: but the price you may have to pay is that your neighbours won't talk to you,
Boo hoo.
Member 7989122 wrote: you may have problems finding a job,
Unlikely, since it is illegal.
Member 7989122 wrote: people won't do business with you
Who? I don't even know what sexual orientation anyone is that I do business with.
I sure don't live in the same world as you.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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You missed COBOLotomic!
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You missed my dear old FORTRAN!
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APL is CONCISE
APL is A Programming Language - the only recursive acronym in language names?
P.S.
PHP ^H^H^H
So old that I did my first coding in octal via switches on a DEC PDP 8
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I don't catch main message of your list. It's the same FUN LIST. Moreover - your list is total cr@p.
C# - industrial language, handy for desktop and server development.
C - mostly for gaming and embedded worlds.
D - perspective language to replace old sh%%t like C.
Period. There is no other languages which reward to live.
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lol, you say to stop making fun
and then you call that horrible python crap BEAUTY...
and all the junky useless javascript as AWESOME...
and keep the most actual awesome language (C)... with a title of just 'fast'
yeah thats not something that sane programmers can go with
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I think the funniest part of this joke is how many people completely miss it. 
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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My favorite programming language is English.
Or did I miss not only the joke but the message?
Actually I'm just a carpenter and I have many hammers.
( except that stupid language Cobol. I saw an article that says it becoming popular again,,,,, sure it is)
Actually I laughed at most of the responses posted on this one.
When did programmers develop such a great sense of humor?
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Nah 
Mind you I do know a little of each and respect some others outside the holy trinity (ASM/C/C++) but there are some really rotten tomatoes out there (cough* COBOL cough*), but this goes along the lines of that joke: "...oh we should respect Python programmers in the Linux Kernel community to be more inclusive..."
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If you ever hear someone call JavaScript "awesome"... stab me in the neck and let me drain.
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endearing 
~d~
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A very cool map - simple but as it should be[^]
Don't miss the little satellite button!
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Very nice!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Sun workstations used to have a desktop background that did this. I don't recall how often it updated. They also had an xphoon background, which showed the moon, in its current phase, complete with earthlight. Also very cool.
Keep Calm and Carry On
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You should have:
- a houseplant
- an ex you're not over
- the overwhelming feeling that you're not making as much progress in life as you would have liked
- debt 
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No comments on #1 and #2 other than amusement, but #4 can be a big contributor to #3.
Debt for anything non-essential is a mistake. Essential is very limited and would include
- moving expenses when a job takes you elsewhere (although some companies will pay for this, especially as new grads have yet to accumulate basements full of junk)
- a serviceable used car for getting to work
- student loans for a degree that is required to help you earn a decent living
Most everything else is non-essential. The more you save, the less you'll be overwhelmed. Unexpected things like your employer going under, or even this coronavirus thing, won't faze you. And if an employer mistreats you, you can give them the finger knowing that you don't have to find something else tomorrow.
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Greg Utas wrote: Essential is very limited and would include
A house/mortgage?
And when you want to get a mortgage, a phone subscription and credit card are considered debt too, at least in the Netherlands
Having the possibility to go negative on your bank account as well (even when your balance isn't and has never been negative).
Needless to say not many people are without debt
Greg Utas wrote: if an employer mistreats you, you can give them the finger knowing that you don't have to find something else tomorrow
I haven't given anyone the finger (never burn bridges), but I did quit a job without having a new one and took a week of unpaid leave to boot.
I really didn't want to work there anymore and I think I got that message across
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Sander Rossel wrote: A house/mortgage?
I'm sure this will find disfavor, but a house is just a consumer good, especially when so many housing markets are overvalued, even insanely so. If you like the house and are planning to stay for, say, at least 5 years, then buying it is a consideration. If not, the transaction costs could easily wipe out any gains and more. Having all your net worth tied up in a house is putting all your eggs in one basket. Houses also have maintenance costs, and property taxes in some cities are increasing at loanshark rates because, let's face it, you can't move your house to another jurisdiction.
The experience of many people is that houses always go up in value. With interest rates at historic lows, and with the possibility of economic upheaval continuing, I hope they don't get hurt. Coronavirus was just the pin; various bubbles, inflated by ten years of central bank arseholery, were already waiting to run into one.
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