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Have you had a look at Kotlin? Yes, it's java but it will work on both Windows and Android. It's a great language and it also has a 'native' version that will no doubt become even more important in the future.
cheers.
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C# is faster than Java. Just use C# and Xamarin with LLVM. Way better option.
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Too many people are making coronavirus jokes, and frankly I'm sick of it.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Let me mask you a question: are your colleges sans ties or do do they where them when working at home?
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I agree somewhat, but infect there are some good ones.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm sure you are, and don't call me Frankly.
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I've got it twice as bad:
I'm tired of being sick and sick of being tired.
infinite loop?
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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I'm guessing you're still sick of it - this must be the first day in living memory you're not on the QA "top experts" lists. 
Has there been any change, or are you still as sick as a parrot? (Hopefully not a Norwegian Blue...)
Hope you both recover soon.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Oh man...  
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The worse jokes are from those who on ventilators...
Apparently they have a sick sense of humor!
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Jokes are the only way to survive "virus hype", exploded by USA. F** that virus, it's just a flu!
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Gawd I wish that was true: this is not just a flu, it's a teenage boy flu on massive quantities of steroids that is still drunk, stoned, and tripping balls after his night out last night. And has just found the keys to John Wick's 69 Mustang and his gun cabinet.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You're probably not bacon it enough.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I didn't expect to be roasted.
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Well done!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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what do you think of Turbriskafil?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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Never was really a fan of the turkey portion.
Perhaps this Fine Indian cuisine would be more to my likingPassion India: The Story of the Spanish Princess of Kapurthula (Pg 295) Prepare a whole camel, skinned and cleaned,
put a goat inside it,
and inside the goat a turkey
and inside the turkey a chicken.
Stuff the chicken with a grouse
and inside that put a quail
and finally inside that a sparrow.
Then season it all well, place the camel in a hole in the ground and roast it.
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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So there's a similar recipe on youtube. Calls for a medium sized camel (ofc), a lamb, 20 chickens, 60 (!) eggs, 5 pounds of black pepper 
..and "salt to taste". So, salt, taste (all around) and adjust with a pound or so.
Not crazy enough? Read the instructions; "skin, trim and clean the camel (once you get over the hump), lamb and chicken(s). Boil until tender." I'm going to ask Guga to do a 30-day aged version of it. Sous vide.
The World’s Largest Dish – Whole Camel Stuffed with Sheep Stuffed with Chicken Stuffed with Fish - YouTube[^]
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I refuse to eat anything whose name begins with turd
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So move to a country with a different language
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He was a Hitchcock.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Reminds me of a c**k-and-bull story, which turned out to be an idea for a fast-food chain
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She was a mathemachicken.
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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I will let you know.
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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