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Pure artistry! Well done. 
(And likely accurate.)
TTFN - Kent
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 Two screamingly hilarious comments in a row. Well done, guys!
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I hope your update process works better than theirs 
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Does Scratching my head now equate to using more of my brain?
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Because their new UI will be so confusing we have to think about how everything is supposed to work all the time?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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If you are new to data science, this title is not intended to insult you. It is my second post on the theme of a popular interview question that goes something like: “explain [insert technical topic] to me as though I were a five-year-old.” Well, not me. But probably you.
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I have to say the bit I read actually was interesting. I will have a deeper look later. Thanks
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An overabundance of this particular protein make mice anxious and is found in human OCD patients. "I have CDO. It's like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be"
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"I'm not maniacal! I just can't stand when things are not perfectly parallel..."
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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With Project Tye, Microsoft is building a tool that provides a local orchestrator with a focus on .NET Projects. Everybody knows you never go Full Windsor.
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A.k.a. Microsoft is building another tool to mess things up in your system
As if they hadn't enough bullshit to deal with, they continue opening god knows how many simultaneous fronts...
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The next feature update for Windows 10 is expected to be generally available next month. Windows 2003 finally getting the upgrade it deserved
Really - what a bad name for the version
modified 26-Apr-20 21:51pm.
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Quote: Windows 10 2004 might be more ready for primetime compared to its predecessors.
And then again, it might not. 
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David O'Neil wrote: And then again, it might not.
It might not? I would be even more worried by being punctual... Looking at the quality of their deliveries the last years...  
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Sometimes releasing is the only solution for a stuck project
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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The Windows 10 version 1903 and 1909 Patch Tuesday patch for this month, KB 4549951, has drawn lots of criticism (and more than a few clickbaity headlines) for bugs and crashes. We’re seeing a reappearance of the old race condition/temporary profile bug, but the rest look like one-offs. Do you sense a pattern? Another Patch Day, another Problem Day
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I think it would be more effective if we waited to a good update to make a news article out of it
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At least you'll have time to finish that 64-disc version of the Towers of Hanoi puzzle while you wait. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Sure, if you feel like being starved of news. Besides, Microsoft's version of stand-up is hilarious.
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We’re continuing to work on the bigger features that will define the 5.0 release. They haven't announced an expiration date for it yet?
"There is a lot more coming, over the next several months, leading up a November release."
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Kent Sharkey wrote: They haven't announced an expiration date for it yet?
It is supposed to be a Version 6 for end of next year, does it count?
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It only matters to me if it supports WinForms and also works in the Visual Studio designer!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: They haven't announced an expiration date for it yet?
The latest hip cool thing will soon be to expire a version before it's been released...
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An asteroid estimated to be 1.2 miles wide will fly by Earth next week, but it's not expected to collide with our planet. As long as it keep physical distancing
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Who has Bruce Willis telephone number? Just in case...
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