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So many products promise to be machine learning or AI when they are just an impressive algorithm. But smart is not the same as intelligent when it comes to the minds of machines. Can you spot the difference? I'm guessing it's a longer list than the ones that are
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How do you say "plus ça change" in AIML?
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I'm sure someone could accept a grant to train a GAN to figure it out 
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I'm sure someone could accept a grant to train a GAN to figure it out
I still say they should have called them GAMs, not GANs.
For good reason, mind[^].
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A spin-off of “Man about the house” that sounds like “Keeping up appearances”? Sounds like the Beeb has been using madlibs to select shows, not an AI. 
How did that show last five seasons?
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: How did that show last five seasons?
And a feature film! And I really have no idea.
I think it got away with it by being harmless. No complaints? No reason to axe it.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Can you spot the difference?
Yes, we can. That's exactly why we have been laughing and / or facepalming and / or doh'ing on every AI study or article the last months / years.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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The Bannatyne Manuscript is an anthology of some 400 medieval Scottish poems. Added as it's appropriate language for developer conversations
Should I be surprised it was a Scotsman? I suppose Malcolm Tucker came by it honestly.
EDIT: further random thought
Does this need to go on the list of "important stuff invented during a plague quarantine", like "Newton inventing calculus" and "Shakespeare writing King Lear"?
modified 7-Apr-20 14:47pm.
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What if we write .NET runtime as… .NET application? .NETception!
I think this is yet another sign that the "stay at home" stuff has gone on long enough.
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Over 350,000 of all Microsoft Exchange servers currently exposed on the Internet haven't yet been patched against the CVE-2020-0688 post-auth remote code execution vulnerability affecting all supported Microsoft Exchange Server versions. Too many sysadmins emailing it in?
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Microsoft made a surprising move last year when it decided to rebuild its browser based on Chromium, the same foundation as Google Chrome. Now, that move has paid off big as Microsoft’s new Edge is now the second-most popular desktop browser. Imitation is the sincerest form of marketing
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Imitation is the sincerest form of marketing
Doesn it mean we should be thankful for the plagiarists in CP? 
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A smart toilet capable of detecting early warning signs of cancer and other serious diseases has been developed by scientists in the US. I'm not going to touch this one (but of course there's AI involved)
{redacted} due to a small, but likely vocal group who would complain about a medical term in the title. And I want to keep my job here.
I don't think I want to know who-or how they-ascertained that every "snowflake" is unique.
modified 7-Apr-20 11:32am.
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the words "toilet" and "camera" should not be in the same sentence.
wrong on so many levels.
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Smile...say cheese!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: Smile...say cheese!
I can't actually speak from that end.
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You don't need to...
English does have the expression "an image is worthier than 1000 words", doesn't it?
M.D.V.
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Or, in this case, "A picture's worth a billion hits on an instagram account".
As long as it's not uploaded to grindr...
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Critical Analysis Report
To: User101@ToiletUser.com
From: Admin@ToiletWatcher.com
Subject: Critical Analysis Report
Dear User101
We have noticed you eat wait too much creamed corn.
Also, it looks like your kids have been eating pennies again
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Gaps in security and new ways of working will lead to data breaches and security problems over the coming weeks and months. I thought the playgrounds were closed?
I certainly hope they're spying from home, or they could be in trouble.
modified 6-Apr-20 18:44pm.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Gaps in security and new ways of working Zoom will lead to data breaches and security problems over the coming weeks and months.
Far too verbose.
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The U.S. sees a clear path to the use of moon and asteroid resources. "Keeps me searching for a heart of gold"
Hopefully he wasn't just mishearing his doctor recommending some lab work.
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Whip them to work harder while reduce funding: success!
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Great!
Let him play with his toy spaceships and digger machines!
It'll keep him busy, while wiser heads fix the messes he's made.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: while wiser heads fix the messes he's made.
You're just going by what the television tells you to believe.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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