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... about a problem with my hearing.
He asked me to describe the symptoms, so I told him that Homer is a fat bald guy, and Marge has blue hair.
I'd get my coat, but we aren't allowed out ... unless you are a Scottish or NZ Health minister, of course.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I was feelin' so bad,
I asked my family doctor just what I had,
I said, "Doctor, Doctor
Mr. M.D.,
Now can you tell me, tell me, tell me,
What's ailin' me?"
Sorry couldn't resist!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Quote: I don't need no doctor, no, no
'Cause I know what's ailing me
I've been too long
Away from my baby, ah
I'm coming down with a misery
(I don't need no doctor)
(I don't need no doctor)
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ooh eee, ooo aah aah, ting tang walla walla bing bang.
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Quiet control, raptor left fastener? (4,6)
So old that I did my first coding in octal via switches on a DEC PDP 8
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Your alarm went off really early then! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Yep, and I'm on CEST.
So old that I did my first coding in octal via switches on a DEC PDP 8
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Clumpco wrote: I'm on CEST
I've heard that can affect your heart.
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No, you're thinking of VSOP 
So old that I did my first coding in octal via switches on a DEC PDP 8
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Well done!
So old that I did my first coding in octal via switches on a DEC PDP 8
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Explanation please ?
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Quiet control, raptor left fastener?
A double clue.
Clue 1
QUIET - Mute
CONTROL - Button
Clue 2
RAPTOR LEFT - Mute (noun & verb, raptor poo)
FASTENER - Button
So old that I did my first coding in octal via switches on a DEC PDP 8
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I understand all of it except Raptor left
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Maybe its rapt -completely fascinated by what one is seeing or hearing and thus silent?
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Well I wasn't going to say raptor sh*t, so it left it.
So old that I did my first coding in octal via switches on a DEC PDP 8
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I'm going to open a new company that makes denim clothing exclusively for developers.
I'm calling it "Data Britches".
Tagline: "Don't let it out in public".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
modified 7-Apr-20 5:36am.
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I'm not a Bit surprised! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Do they come with a belt and suspenders for extra security?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Girl left without sinister flower (4)
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I saw that too. Sad news.
Too bad James Bond is dead, he would have been sad.
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but Connery is still alive, but it's been a while since he's been out in public AFAIK.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Slacker007 wrote: Too bad James Bond is dead
Ah, so you preferred Roger Moore then?
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