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The Daily News emails have been my comedy go-to lately. Not gonna lie. Best laughs of the day!
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Oi! @Kent-Sharkey
You have a fan! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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And one day, I’ll get you too! (And your little dog)
TTFN - Kent
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Stay out of this Glinda, or I'll fix you as well!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Thank you for the kind words! We aim to please.
TTFN - Kent
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Crafty person sits oddly with single mothers working (10)
It goes without saying
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Crafty person
sits oddly ST
with
single ONE
mothers MAS
working ON
STONEMASON
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Far too easy again by the looks
It goes without saying
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Sometimes, you just look at 'em and the answer pops up.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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It's not that there too easy PB, it's, we are good at solving them ( no arrogance intended ). I can't speak for OG but, I've been solving cryptic crosswords for fifty years or more , so I think I have a fair grasp of them - nice clue by the way 
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Another one I rejected as being too easy, but putting it in here as the other one lasted all of a few mins..
Cads back the management, right? (9)
It goes without saying
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Starboard
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Makes a change from OG getting it I suppose
It goes without saying
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I considered "MARMALADE SANDWICH" but decided it was too obvious ...
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He wouldn't do two the same day - that would be rude that would
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Indeed! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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This doesn't work; if it did, there would be NO cases of coronavirus in Italy. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Oh, st*ff and nonsense!
The cure is obviously toilet paper -- we're just not as smart as those who figured it out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think it is a combination of things: making pasta rolls with toilet paper !
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Wiping your ass with linguine will save us all!
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Remind me not to come to your place for dinner when this is over. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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RickZeeland wrote: I think it is a combination of things: making pasta rolls with toilet paper !
Easiest lasagna you'll ever make -- you can even make it easily fit in a round oven dish.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If the handle is 6 feet long that would make the perfect Social Distancing tool!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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