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Ask her this: if watermelon exists, where are the firemelon, earthmelon, and airmelon?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Will inquire, she lives in Alaska, so an answer will take a day or so.
The one she had 3 years ago was:
"What did the snail say when he got a ride on the turtle?"
((Whee !!)
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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The earthmelon and the airmelon were burnt up by the firemelon in a disco inferno.
The watermelon put out the firemelon, but was too late to save the others, so he's the only one left.
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No, a firemelon puts out fires!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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OriginalGriff wrote: No, a firemelon puts out fires!
That's what they want you to think... [cue sinister laugh]
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She needs to ask Winnie ther Pooh[^].
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you enjoy collecting great statements from kids:
I didn't write down the exact date; my daughter was somewhere between two and three years old. Usually the fluorescent light in the bathroom is on 24/7, but for some reason, it was turned of, so I had to switch it on when we went in for her evening bath. The light flashed a few times, as fluorescent lights do, and my daughter exclaimed:
"Wow! The light shook on!"
Isn't that a great way of describing how fluorescent light turn on?
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stoneyowl2 wrote: Is a waterfall the opposite of a firefly?
It is a brilliant thought; it shows that she thinks, something most homo sapiens sapiens incapable of.
Encourage her, in any way.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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My about-to-be sister-in-law, when she was 8, posed the following question once when she was told she wasn't allowed to do something:
"Why not? It's a semi-free country!"
Software Zen: delete this;
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What would you think a proper reaction when my daughter, age something like eight or nine, admitted:
"You're no real man, dad, but you're so cute!
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If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?
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Like the old man said:
I don't see too well any more. And I don't hear too well. And I don't smell too well, either."
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It occurred to me … Could you have a grand daughter that is not your granddaughter?
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Once I found out what the help where they symbolizing was relative easy (14 solved, almost all the old ones)
Nice one
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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I wondered too, I would have expected a couple more too.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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MEGO! My Eyes Glazed Over...then I closed the page. 
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The first one in number one should be wider.
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True, as with #7.
TTFN - Kent
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Let me contribute another, presented to me buy a co-worker. (He was impressed when I gave him a full answer after five minutes of pondering, indicating that some people find this difficult - but it isn't really!)
Some prime numbers appear in pairs, differing in value by two - they are sometimes referred to a "twin primes", such as 17 and 19, or 41 and 43.
The number between a twin prime pair, such as 18 or 42, is divisible by six, and will always be. Explain why.
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Member 7989122 wrote: The number between a twin prime pair, such as 18 or 42, is divisible by six, and will always be. Explain why. |
Except 4, of course!
Keep Calm and Carry On
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Obviously - so obvious that I didn't care to mention it.
So your reply is not considered a complete answer to the problem.
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Hi guys - I am using a class library which is built into a dll added into a third party application. This application is moving over to a web based solution, and I would like to know how to convert to run on this new platform. I am guess asp .net core will cover it, but any idea what I should build the app as.?
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