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My boss gave us loads and loads of .. extra work. Not joking 
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"Liberated", the term is "liberated" 
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My 2nd monitor. Considering taking my chair as well.
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I looted that ass hat boss of mine like there's no tomorrow (because that could actually be true).
I took his laptop, screens, docking station, even his apples!
That bastard will have nothing left, but I don't care.
Let him crawl and suffer and beg for his stuff.
Also, I'm self employed 
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That would've required me to go in there.
We had a call Monday. Apparently quite a few people are in the office. I told them that I'm going to stick with what the CDC says, and see them in a few weeks.
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Wow. That's quite a bit of stuff.
I brought home a couple GB of data and an application or two, all fitting nicely on my thumb drive.
I also brought home a USB device about the size of a thumb drive that we developed in-house. I needed it for some debugging that doesn't work over the network.
Software Zen: delete this;
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A chair, two monitors, all the red bulls, spread cheese, sliced cheese and salami
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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We're allowing our staff to take home monitors from their desks. Since most of them are on Surface Pros, why not take one or both of their monitors home (and the Surface Dock if necessary). This prevents technology from limiting their productivity while working remotely.
No looting involved, just smart use of company resources. Since
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obermd wrote: No looting involved, just smart use of company resources. Since
I think you forgot your joke detector and most of your last sentence in the office. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Nothing other than my laptop. I have better stuff than they'd ever buy for me at work. I have 3 3440x1440 and 2 2560x1440 monitors on my home workstation. I have better keyboards and mice than they give me at work. I can't run any of my software on my workstation, but I can attend virtual meetings as long as they are done with the external systems and I can also use our web browser based citrix system to log into my workstation at work.
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Isn't it a sad comment on employers that the vast majority of us have 10 times better setups at home than at our desk at work (if you even have a desk)?
I hear rumors that our 6x6 cubicles are being replaced with open office once the remodel is done. Glad I am close to retirement. Not sure how I am going to work on 3 or 4 targets with just a 5x3 area with no walls and no place to put a static mat. Yeah, definitely looking forward to sharing an office with 50 of my close personal friends.
Now that the kids are grown, I have an actual room with a real desk, Pandora on the surround sound, a truly useful desk chair, and control of the thermostat.
Like others, I keep trying to bring my own stuff to the office rather than the other way around. My two monitors have 400% more pixels than what is on my desk at work.
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Nothing; I was OOO when it all happened. I always take the company Mac home, but I ordered a big-a$$ monitor and a Jarvis standing desk like the one I had at work.
The wife promptly stole the desk.
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Nothing. I'd already made all the changes I needed so I could work remotely because of jury duty.. and I looted about a half dozen monitors from the e-waste bin at work over the years, so I'm good on that front too
The only thing I might yet do, is to go in so I can reboot into BIOS and enable Wake-on-LAN on the desktop box. As it is, I'm one power outage away from dead in the water.
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The keyboard. The fantastic not-fancy-yet-practical Dell keyboard with little movement yet clear haptical feedback and a volume control wheel. Love it!
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Hi All,
Trying to work from home the VPN keeps booting me off, so I had a look at the lounge. The toilet roll comment made me smile, but why are people buying all the toilet rolls? Toilet rolls tend to be in made the local country, not imported as the fixed size, mass and not really worth while transporting. Tend to have fixed demand (x bums this month, x bums next month) and as such have a static supply. All panic buying will cause is there to be a glut in toilet rolls in the future as the time taken to produce them is set. So I'm thinking that if you went for a 'thing' the shop did not have 'thing' toilet rolls are a didn't waste the journey, they last along time and don't eat anything!
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glennPattonWork wrote: why are people buying all the toilet rolls?
because they're assholes!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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I blame social media and the majority of the population's herd mentality.
Maybe if a few more of them were coders, we seem to have more sense than the average person.
But then my skills wouldn't be in high demand and I wouldn't make as much money, so let them panic.
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time to SELL toilet roll futures,
sure it's up now, but next month everyone has a 5 year supply no ones gonna be buying for a long time.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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Reported to amazon for coronavirus profiteering.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/03/this-is-why-everyone-is-hoarding-toilet-paper/
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Norwegian authorities regularly publish a list of things you should keep in stock in case of a crisis (they do include "paper towels / toilet paper", unspecified recommended quantity, as #18 of 22). The list is years old, it is not Corona specific.
Quite a few of the list points require you to buy/do something you do not usually do. E.g. in case the heating fails, you should have alternate heating, like a portable propane heater or a wood stove, and a fair supply of burning material. Few people go out to buy a propane heater if they never will use it except in a bad crisis, even fewer will have a wood stove installed. A fair share of older houses do have a wooden stove not used for decennies; piling up birchwood(*) just because of something flu-like isn't the first thing you will do.
Toilet paper is a very low-hanging fruit on this list. Just pick it from the shelf in the grocery store. It is cheap; you don't need to empty your savings account as you might if you decide to install a wood stove. You are guaranteed to consume it, e.g. extra batteries for your flashlight will loose their charge with time and will most likely be wasted money. It won't require any change of habit; preparing dried food is a different thing if you never eat that kind of stuff, and you are a little reluctant to fill your basement with food that you will probably never eat.
Toilet paper is the very easiest point on the list to convince yourself that you have done "something" to be prepared.
I noticed that Wikipedia states that the average consumption of toilet paper in the US - I guess the entire Western world is in the same range - is about 2 rolls per person per month. If you buy 144 rolls to be on the safe side, it should last for about 6 years, if you are an average person, or 3 years of you are an average couple. If this is your last chance to buy toilet paper for 3 years, then the crisis will affect you significantly more in other ways than TP!
(*) Side track: I was going to write "piling up a 'favn' of birchwood" - but what is is 'favn' in English? Historically, it is the distance between your fingertips with your arms stretched out, "fathom", used to measure ropes and depth of water. When buying firewood, a pile of two feet deep, one fathom high and one fathom wide, is a 'favn', and is the standard unit for wood. Today, it has been normalized to 2 meter by 2 meter by 60 cm, or 2.4 cubic meters.
I unsuccessfully googled for information about the standard measure for buying wood in English speaking (and firewood-burning) countries. When you stock up wood for the winter, how do you measure it? Is there an English term for 2.4 cubic meter, or do you use another measure?
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In the US and Canada, it's typically a face cord, defined as 16 inches wide, 4 feet high and 8 feet long (0.4 meter x 1.2 meters x 2.4 meters, so 1.15 cubic meters), or a full cord made up of 3 face cords.
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Thanks a lot for that information!
It is interesting to see that you assume 16" (0.4 m) length, which would fit into most modern Norwegian wood stoves. We still go by 24" (60 cm), which was the old standard with huge wood stoves, but much too large for modern ones. The 60 cm logs must be halved to fit in. If firewood wrere marketed in 40 cm size, we would avoid a lot of cutting!
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using bit.ly?
C'mon Microsoft... 90% of their links are not working anymore or pointing to other places
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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that's 10% higher than if they were linking directly to their own content from more than 6 months ago. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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