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Akamai says its working together with Microsoft and Sony to avoid global internet traffic bottlenecks. OK, Now st*ff is getting real
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B@st@rds!
That means we've got no excuse to not get work done!Kent Sharkey wrote: st*ff
Your kid sister must be more sensitive than most.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: That means we've got no excuse to not get work done!
Don't they have an "offline" mode? 
You can always go back to the classics and see TV or a DVD
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Nelek wrote: You can always go back to the classics and see TV or a DVD
For a moment I thought you were going to say books. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote: For a moment I thought you were going to say books.
I am not that old  
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Netfilx and other streaming services are doing it too.
Not enough bandwidth to cope with all the "i don't know what to do with my increased spare time" people staying at home.
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don't forget the impact of the every meeting has to be video chat PHBs.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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They're already 97% rubbish. Does this mean they're going the extra 3%?
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Whether your event is happening soon or next year, COVID-19 has opened our eyes to the value of delivering a high-quality virtual conference experience. Are you conferencing virtually, or virtually conferencing?
See, I told you my brain was gone for the rest of the day/week. 
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But then how can you get a paid vacation virtue your employer?
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When a "content marketing" company tells me something like this, I tend to look in other directions.
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Microsoft is prioritizing its Windows update focus on security updates and is temporarily ceasing its optional Windows 10 cumulative updates starting in May. Computer up-time soars
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![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) wohoooooo
Kent Sharkey wrote: and is temporarily ceasing its optional Windows 10
damn it 
Kent Sharkey wrote: and is temporarily ceasing its optional Windows 10 cumulative updates
Yeah, right... 
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As companies that are used to having workers in the same building struggle to find ways to work from home, one company that has been remote from Day One is GitLab . It recently published a handbook to help other companies who are facing the work-from-home challenge for the first time. Because I understand some folk might be working from home these days
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The gap between a good developer and a great one is bigger than you may think. Here’s what the best developers do to excel at their jobs and lead in their field. Feel free to answer this question yourself
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Kent Sharkey wrote: to excel at their jobs
Don't tell me that doing sheets, macros and VBScript is a requirement to be a great developer  
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Quote: Personal Projects Show Dedication and Independent Thinking
... And lack of a life.
I do the "busman's holiday" thing as much as anyone, but if a company demanded it of me, I'd tell 'em to st*ff the job.
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Constructing a universal quantum computer will be hard but not impossible There you go: now you can build your own
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A blueprint?
What is this, the 1940s?
I don't think I need advice on cutting-edge tech from someone who hasn't even heard of AutoCad.
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Showing a crude, but nicely drawn, block chart is NOT a blueprint. It is not a design. It's just more "now magic!"
Using this logic, I can solve all the worlds problems:
Problems->Processing->Solution
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In giving homage to its visual namesake, it offers a watch that does one thing and one thing only: tell the time. Wear with a polyester leisure suit and platform shoes to get the full effect
They were awful back then and "sometimes, dead is better."
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Quis custodiet ipsos horologium?
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The great majority of folks loved the new decompilation features in Visual Studio 16.5, but that did not stop me having to field a bunch of important questions about the history of decompilation, and ultimately when this kind of feature should be disabled. "Secret, secret. I've got a secret."
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I understand that posting "Do not rob my house" signs reduces robberies.
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