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Sooo... even if he learned how to squeeze the coffee beans, he still wouldn't know how to milk the almonds?
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Sooo... even if he learned how to squeeze the coffee beans, he still wouldn't know how to milk the almonds?
I'd be a bit hesitant there myself -- I mean, squeezing boobies is a lot of fun, to be sure, but I wouldn't want to get all turned around and start squeezing beans.
... Although I could name a few people whose beans I wouldn't mind crushing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I smell a procrastinator.
I've been working from home for nearly 13 years now and wouldn't trade it for the world. I'm betting this guy's just hiding behind this excuse and in reality he's the type who stops by every cubicle and doesn't start his day until 10.
If you have no discipline whatsoever, then yeah, working from home might not be for you.
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dandy72 wrote: If you have no discipline whatsoever, then yeah, working from home might not be for you.
Yup, that's me. I'm self-distracting.
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So your beans obviously need grinding.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bang on.
It's not that hard to say "OK, now I have to put the nose to the grindstone", and then actually do it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Good ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing grief. Buy a coffeemaker ($20 at WalMart), some coffee, and make your own you helpless twit.
The only time I bought regularly at a Starbucks was on a business trip when the hotel didn't have a continental breakfast and the restaurants weren't convenient to the job site.
Software Zen: delete this;
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With 14,472,358 members, roughly 0.2% of the world are members of CP.
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Maybe, but don't forget that 20% of members were created as sock puppets, for the soapbox.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You forgot to discount the spambots, that figure will drop a lot!
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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How many will be infected with the Corona Virus?
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Interesting! Without doing that math, that would mean that ~0.0001 percent might actually know what they are doing. Who wants to do a statistical analysis of CP to determine the percentage of people who know what they are doing and those that are just here to pick their brains.
I want to say 10/90, but it is probably closer to 1/99.
INTP
"Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence." - Edsger Dijkstra
"I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. " - Daniel Boone
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I’ll do the analysis for you!
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Plz send codez!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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If I'm to believe these guys, there should be (or should have been) around 26.4M developers worldwide in 2019.
So nearly 2/3 have an account here?
Yeah, I think there might be a few redundant ones.
I know: Let's see who's actually active. Everyone who reads this message, upvote it. I'll post the total in a few days... 
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dandy72 wrote: I'll post the total in a few days...
That is referring to your total Reputation Points, of course.
How do they even count programmers? Schooling? What about self-taught (a lot). Employment? What about those who do it for pleasure alone?
I feel so used - exploiting my post to bugger the lounge for a surreptitious reputation boosts.*
* wish I had thought of it.
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Don't worry, I'll diligently subtract whatever miserly few points I already had when starting this.
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I upvoted. Please count me because I rarely count and am often picked last.
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Ok. Total after 17h and 43m: 1.
See? Not only do you count, but you're unique on top of that.
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If a TV mind reader can't read minds is he telepathetic?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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They just channel their energies elsewhere.
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you'd think with digital TV's they would be less error prone.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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Who would mind about that?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Hmm... If they are a charlatan, this is likely : Redirect Notice[^]
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I would think telephobic.
Software Zen: delete this;
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My coworker's BF was in a room last week with someone who has been diagnosed with CV, and my coworker visited her BF last weekend, and my coworker and I have been in close proximity this week carpooling.
So we shall see!
My main concern is that we were carpooling to a couple study groups, one on Tuesday, one yesterday, and there are elderly people (older than me!!!) that also attend these study groups, so fingers crossed that we didn't accidentally infect people that are more vulnerable to this thing.
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