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Must be nice, a planet whose magnetic field you can actually see.
I wonder whether it's water that rusts there, though.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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phil.o wrote: a planet whose magnetic field you can actually see
I'm afraid not: Curie Temperature of Iron - The Physics Factbook[^]
I only know about this from watching "Forged In Fire" - the loss of attraction to a magnet in steel can be used to detect when it has reached the quenching point.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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phil.o wrote: I wonder whether it's water that rusts there, though.
Given "its dayside temperatures exceeding 2400C", I don't think water has much of a chance of even existing there.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Magaluf
Never having heard of the place I naturally did a lookup, I thought that beach setup was just something they put in horror movies, i'm astonished they actually exist.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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OriginalGriff wrote: Holy moley Batman! Twice the width of Jupiter, has a year of 43 hours ... and it rains iron.
... And there is even less proof of its existence than for flying, pink elephants with giraffe-necks, rat-tails, dreadlocks, and subscriptions to the Financial Times.
If you believe anything at all that astronomers tell you, I'd like to have a chat with you about bridges.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: If you believe anything at all that astronomers tell you, I'd like to have a chat with you about bridges.
Astronomers, not astrologers.
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Would it be acceptable to nominate someone else than yourself?
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Provided the nomination form is accompanied by enough bitcoin, no problem!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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https://www.donttouchyaface.com/
Sound and webcam on.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The FAQ is hilarious. Someone buy that man a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Using highly sophisticated analysis tools (aka the network tab of my browsers dev tools) I can assure that the FAQ is correct in stating that it's not phoning anything home as it runs. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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When someone becomes interested in an old educational show for kids would that be a Blue Petabyte?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Only if Baby Elephants[^] are involved. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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It's all a mistake, he probably meant Pétomane[^]
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As was recently pointed out in another thread: Don't let this guy into an Apple store - they have no Windows!
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When you pet someone's nervous dog.
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I was thinking more along the lines of Peta Wilson.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Created a web site over the weekend. Word has it that Google can take anywhere from "4 days" to 6 months to index your site, or never.
Bing, in fact, "found" me in a couple of days. #1 out of 73M+. They say it sometimes helps to search for your own site. Don't know but Google isn't taking notice yet (maybe they want $ first).
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Maybe posting a minute-long video of your site* on Youtube would make Google index it faster.
*Along with a link to your site in the Description.
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Just ask any of the SEO experts that come to CP
and try to post their spam here
but be quick before we get them. 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Have you instagram'd it? Tweeted? Paid some nefarious dudes to bot-promo it? Dropped flyers onto villages bereft of human contact? Sung dark and unsettling songs around human sacrifices at a full moon?
In my next life I'm going to become an SEO expert so I can charge a small fortune for completely bogus advice while using the caveat "changes can take up to 6 months to be reflected in your results", with the awesome plan B being "Google changed their algorithm. Looks like we'll have to do another round of changes".
(I assume you've registered your URL with Google?)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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