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Mark_Wallace11-Mar-20 20:16

11-Mar-20 20:16

Nand32 wrote:
It's been really tough formulating the message clear with the right vocabulary while talking to the non-tech big shots. It's a tough exercise!

That's why I get paid the big bucks.

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Nand3211-Mar-20 20:46

11-Mar-20 20:46

Critical role. Spend justified. lol

Mark_Wallace11-Mar-20 21:03

11-Mar-20 21:03

Nand32 wrote:
Critical role.

True. Being critical is one of my specialities.

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Nand3211-Mar-20 21:13

11-Mar-20 21:13

Mark_Wallace wrote:
Being critical is one of my specialities.

Hope COVID-19 is not watching over this. Big Grin | :-D

Mark_Wallace11-Mar-20 23:14

11-Mar-20 23:14

There's another case eight kilometres in the other direction from me, now -- that's 8km either side.

The Royal Navy "bracket and bump" gunnery methodology comes to mind...

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Amarnath S11-Mar-20 20:24

Amarnath S

11-Mar-20 20:24

The title "Communication"reminded me of a story they used to quote while I was with GE.

While he was Chairman, Jack Welch used to host banquet dinners to employees who had completed more than 30 years of service in GE, and retired. At one such dinner, Jack was giving a speech, and noticed an elderly person having a conversation of his own, towards the last benches. Jack, wanting to have some fun with him, pointed to this elderly employee and asked him - "Hi, what do you think was the problem in what I was just telling?". The elderly employee, was smart, and though he hadn't heard a word of what Jack had just said, replied - "Communication, Jack, communication! Communication was the problem". Which was correct, Jack nodded.

So, everywhere communication is the problem, indeed.

Nand3211-Mar-20 20:28

11-Mar-20 20:28

lol. quite true.

ZurdoDev12-Mar-20 0:56

ZurdoDev

12-Mar-20 0:56

Communication will always be the number 1 problem companies have to deal with. People are terrible at it.

Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.

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Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

Nand3212-Mar-20 2:55

12-Mar-20 2:55

I had undermined it much. And I realize why there exists a role called "Project Manager". In some teams, PMs could be rendering some useful service, but our case is plain 'lip-service'. Just doing a very lightweight role. If the engineering leads could develop some good domain knowledge, vocabulary & some articulation, I guess the role of a Project Manager could lose relevance, at least in our company.

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Nelek12-Mar-20 8:37

Nelek

12-Mar-20 8:37

ZurdoDev wrote:
Communication will always be the number 1 problem companies have to deal with

Not to speak about married couples Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

M.D.V.

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Mini CCCs 164

Tim Deveaux11-Mar-20 18:28

Tim Deveaux

11-Mar-20 18:28

Cows heard herd animal (5)

Re: Mini CCCs 164

Peter_in_278011-Mar-20 18:59

Peter_in_2780

11-Mar-20 18:59

MOOSE ?

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Re: Mini CCCs 164 - Done

Tim Deveaux11-Mar-20 19:04

Tim Deveaux

11-Mar-20 19:04

Yup

Michael Martin11-Mar-20 16:34

Michael Martin

11-Mar-20 16:34

Tom Hanks and wife Rita Wilson test positive for coronavirus on the Gold Coast - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)[^]

Bloody Americans infecting the planet.

Michael Martin
Australia

"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
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PIEBALDconsult11-Mar-20 17:22

PIEBALDconsult

11-Mar-20 17:22

Probably not.

Mark_Wallace11-Mar-20 20:22

11-Mar-20 20:22

Michael Martin wrote:
Bloody Americans infecting the planet.

Actually, the whole of East Asia is convinced that it did start in the US, because US tourists were among the first detected cases in all Asian countries, and were the furthest along.

Mind you, spotting a new flu-like illness during flu season is akin to the haystack/needle thing, so it's only vaguely short of miraculous that Chinese doctors spotted it within a couple of weeks.

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Nelek11-Mar-20 21:21

Nelek

11-Mar-20 21:21

Here there is a new conspiracy-theory... it seems that there is some kind of "bio-research lab" in the near of Wuhan that many fingers are pointing as ground zero

EDIT: I just googled... as it seems there are more than one biotech companies over there Unsure | :~

M.D.V.

Mark_Wallace11-Mar-20 23:11

11-Mar-20 23:11

Yup!

Never ignore a good conspiracy or hate theory!

They're always more fun than boring, mundane ol' reality.

The reality here is that a disease mutated, someone caught it, and it spread -- but where's the fun in that?

The only people who should care about where it mutated are the people who need to find out if the place where it started is likely to give rise to more nasty mutations.

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musefan11-Mar-20 23:36

musefan

11-Mar-20 23:36

Mark_Wallace wrote:
Actually, the whole of East Asia is convinced that it did start in the US, because US tourists were among the first detected cases in all Asian countries, and were the furthest along.

If it was the case that it started in the US would that not imply that there would be evidence of infected US citizens that show they had it before the first case appeared in other countries? Unless perhaps the tourists created it to fill the boredom on the flight over...

Although I wouldn't rule out the possibility that the US would cover up any evidence that proved they started it, so who knows.

Mark_Wallace12-Mar-20 0:05

12-Mar-20 0:05

musefan wrote:
Although I wouldn't rule out the possibility that the US would cover up any evidence that proved they started it, so who knows.

That's the problem, and it makes this conspiracy theory more believable than most.

AFAIK, no government official, from any of the East Asian nations, has made such a statement, so it's just more twitter fodder.

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11-Mar-20 22:24

Slacker007

11-Mar-20 22:24

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Mark_Wallace12-Mar-20 0:09