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One celled life is more in the line of expectations than "flowers".
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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There are dozens of naturally occurring thiophenes on Earth that aren't formed by bacteria; I chose one that took the presumptuousness of their claim a step further. It's called "satire".
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Microsoft is planning to introduce on March 6 a new free tier for Azure Cosmos DB, its multi-model, globally distributed cloud database. It's selling that well, is it?
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I suppose they will soon start putting a popup to "update to SQL Server and discover the advantages..." as they do in worpad
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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How appropriate that this was on zdnet, alongside all the other horror stories.
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The privacy search engine company, DuckDuckGo, has announced the availability of Tracker Radar which helps users boost their privacy online. Goose your privacy
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OK guys, look, We're going to have to go into the definition of the word "radar"...
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Tracker Radar which helps users boost their privacy online.
This is totally an ESM/ECM system. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Glad mine's an AMD! 
Intel CSME bug is worse than previously thought | ZDNet[^]
Quote: Researchers say a full patch requires replacing hardware. Only the latest Intel 10th generation CPUs are not affected.
Quote: The CSME is also "the cryptographic basis" for other Intel technologies like Intel EPID (Enhanced Privacy ID), Intel Identity Protection, any DRM (Digital Rights Management) technologies, or firmware-based TPMs (Trusted Platform Modules).
In other words, the CSME is, basically, a "root of trust" for every other technology running on Intel chipsets.
Quote: But in new research published today, Ermolov says the bug can be exploited to recover the Chipset Key, which is the root cryptographic key that can grant an attacker access to everything on a device.
Quote: Fully patching this attack vector will require replacing the CPU, the Positive Technology researchers said.
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Am I the only one who thinks this sounds like a sales scam?
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Most Intel chipsets released in the last five years contain the vulnerability in question
Jokes on them, my chip is 8 years old 
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It would be worse if anyone was using it.
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Quantum computing isn’t yet far enough along that it could have helped curb the spread of this coronavirus outbreak. But this emerging field of computing will almost certainly help scientists and researchers confront future crises. Step 0: put everyone in boxes...
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A quantum-computer-based AI that's located in the cloud, maybe.
I can't help but wonder how many more buzzword cazzobuboli are going to be hailed as the solution to the corona virus.
Maybe I should start making a list, so I'll be ready for the next natural disaster.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: A quantum-computer-based AI that's located in the cloud, maybe.
Assuming they are ever actually able to construct one then yes it will have to be cloud-accessed, given the super-cold temperatures required.
If they are never able to construct one then we just end up with some improved machine learning algorithms for classical computers.
Kevin
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Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Quantum bomb destroys a reporter's career!
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David O'Neil wrote: Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Quantum bomb destroys a reporter's career!
If that only would be true... 
Seeing how fast such news spread... I think that kind of reporters are an information virus
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Members of the FSF tech team are currently reviewing ethical Web-based software that helps teams work on their projects, with features like merge requests, bug tracking, and other common tools. "Nothin', don't mean nothin' hon' if it ain't free"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "Nothin', don't mean nothin' hon' if it ain't free"
A perversion of the far more appropriate original line: "Nothin' ain't worth nothin', but it's free".
Yet another example of people fixing things whut wasn't broke.
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Protocol=> With apps, Babel Street's Locate X allows US phone tracking[^]
Through apps, not warrants, ‘Locate X’ allows federal law enforcement to track phones U.S. law enforcement agencies signed millions of dollars worth of contracts with a Virginia company after it rolled out a powerful tool that uses data from popular mobile apps to track the movement of people's cell phones, according to federal contracting records and six people familiar with the software.
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
modified 5-Mar-20 16:20pm.
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A quick search: With apps, Babel Street's Locate X allows US phone tracking - Protocol[^]
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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You really are a magician 
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Fixed the link.... and i believe you got it right
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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For this exercise I delibrately only look at what the .NET Runtime is doing during program start-up, so I ensure the minimum amount of user code is runing, hence the following ‘Hello World’ As opposed to when the programs crash in flames
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